1 00:01:04,888 --> 00:01:08,608 [Mechanical Buzzing, Beeping] 2 00:01:13,450 --> 00:01:16,711 [Electronic Noises Continue] 3 00:03:41,610 --> 00:03:44,683 - Nice place, huh? - I've seen better. 4 00:03:57,608 --> 00:03:59,868 Everybody downstairs! 5 00:04:03,289 --> 00:04:05,897 - Good afternoon. - Afternoon, sir. Where do you want this thing? 6 00:04:05,921 --> 00:04:09,530 Just through there, thank you. Come on, you guys. I've got a surprise for you! 7 00:04:09,554 --> 00:04:11,995 - Want me to place him right over here, sir? - Yup, just over there. 8 00:04:12,019 --> 00:04:15,922 H-Here's a place. Here. Yeah, okay. Move it over here. 9 00:04:15,946 --> 00:04:18,385 - There ya go. Nice and easy. - That's right. 10 00:04:18,409 --> 00:04:20,975 Easy. Lift it up. [Grunts] 11 00:04:20,999 --> 00:04:23,635 Sweetie, come away from it, please. 12 00:04:25,301 --> 00:04:28,354 - W-What is it, Daddy? - Wait, wait, wait. 13 00:04:38,793 --> 00:04:41,262 Wow. 14 00:04:46,354 --> 00:04:48,907 [Chuckling] Wow. 15 00:04:51,366 --> 00:04:53,627 Oh, my. 16 00:04:58,468 --> 00:05:01,479 [Delivery Man] Thank you, sir. Enjoy your NDR. 17 00:05:03,230 --> 00:05:06,157 - [Remote Clicks] - [Electronic Whirring] 18 00:05:16,262 --> 00:05:20,164 NorthAm Robotics household model NDR-114, 19 00:05:20,188 --> 00:05:22,448 serial number 583625. 20 00:05:30,547 --> 00:05:34,809 - Hello. - Hello. 21 00:05:36,771 --> 00:05:38,990 Are you one's family? 22 00:05:39,945 --> 00:05:43,165 Well, um, I guess so. 23 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:54,081 It's scary. 24 00:05:54,105 --> 00:05:56,254 It's not scary. It's stupid. 25 00:05:56,278 --> 00:05:58,447 - I doubt that. - Jenny Harrison's family's got one, 26 00:05:58,450 --> 00:05:59,679 - I doubt that. - Jenny Harrison's family's got one, 27 00:05:59,703 --> 00:06:03,271 - so does Kate McAllister... they're all the same. - What is it? 28 00:06:03,295 --> 00:06:06,905 - It's an android. - What's an "Andrew"? 29 00:06:06,929 --> 00:06:08,743 [Father Laughs] 30 00:06:08,767 --> 00:06:11,751 Will that be one's name? 31 00:06:11,775 --> 00:06:14,508 Well, why not? It sounds good. 32 00:06:14,532 --> 00:06:17,918 - Hello, Andrew. - Hello, sir. 33 00:06:19,042 --> 00:06:21,316 Would you care to hear the three laws of robotics? 34 00:06:21,340 --> 00:06:25,326 - It's said to be a most entertaining presentation. - Okay. Sure. 35 00:06:25,350 --> 00:06:30,113 - Will you step back, sir, to maximize presentation? - Right. 36 00:06:32,535 --> 00:06:35,463 [Whirring Begins, Accelerates] 37 00:06:36,712 --> 00:06:40,098 ♪ [Sousa March Begins] ♪ 38 00:06:43,312 --> 00:06:47,506 First law of robotics: A robot may not injure a human being, 39 00:06:47,530 --> 00:06:52,643 or, through inaction, cause a human being to come to harm. 40 00:06:52,667 --> 00:06:54,648 Second law: 41 00:06:54,672 --> 00:06:57,573 A robot must obey all human orders, 42 00:06:57,597 --> 00:07:01,875 except where those orders come in conflict with the first law. 43 00:07:01,899 --> 00:07:04,883 Third law: A robot must protect itself, 44 00:07:04,907 --> 00:07:09,268 so long as doing so does not conflict with the first two laws. 45 00:07:09,292 --> 00:07:11,553 ♪ [March Ends] ♪ 46 00:07:14,597 --> 00:07:16,816 Andrew, don't ever do that again. 47 00:07:17,647 --> 00:07:20,755 Of course not, sir. It is a one-time only. 48 00:07:20,779 --> 00:07:24,432 [Andrew] There is another option that one is obligated to point out, sir: 49 00:07:24,456 --> 00:07:27,313 You may have one with or without personality. 50 00:07:27,337 --> 00:07:31,031 - Would you care to see a demo of the personality chip? - Uh, no, no, thank you. 51 00:07:31,055 --> 00:07:35,167 - We'll stick with what we've got. - A wise choice, sir, if one may say so. 52 00:07:35,191 --> 00:07:38,800 Well, you'll be staying down here. Got everything you need? 53 00:07:38,824 --> 00:07:43,087 - One only requires access to a power outlet. - Good. 54 00:07:45,216 --> 00:07:47,907 Right. Well, um, good night, Andrew. 55 00:07:47,931 --> 00:07:50,663 It certainly is, sir. 56 00:07:50,687 --> 00:07:52,668 No. No, Andrew, 57 00:07:52,692 --> 00:07:55,954 The correct response to "good night" is "good night." 58 00:07:56,911 --> 00:07:59,477 - Good night. - Yes. 59 00:07:59,501 --> 00:08:02,192 - You just said "yes." - Yes? 60 00:08:02,216 --> 00:08:05,477 But the correct response to "good night" is "good night." 61 00:08:06,393 --> 00:08:09,612 - Good night, Andrew. - Good night, sir. 62 00:08:10,653 --> 00:08:13,219 - Good night, Andrew. - Good night, sir. 63 00:08:14,076 --> 00:08:17,897 - You only need to say it once. - Or one would be saying it forever, sir, 64 00:08:18,209 --> 00:08:19,902 in an infinite verbal loop. 65 00:08:20,510 --> 00:08:22,617 Exactly. 66 00:08:22,641 --> 00:08:24,957 - Thank you, sir. - Good. 67 00:08:25,434 --> 00:08:27,200 Night. 68 00:08:28,448 --> 00:08:31,250 Sorry, sir. 69 00:08:39,976 --> 00:08:43,196 [Electronic Whirring, Pulsing] 70 00:09:14,395 --> 00:09:18,966 Honey, I don't want it... following me around the house all day. 71 00:09:18,990 --> 00:09:21,013 Can't-Can't you turn it off or something, please? 72 00:09:21,037 --> 00:09:24,939 Just give him a job. It'll be okay. 73 00:09:24,963 --> 00:09:29,408 - Well... Seat belts! - [Kids] Seat belts! 74 00:09:29,432 --> 00:09:32,791 [Computer] Good morning, Mr. Martin. Today's temperature will be in the high 70s. 75 00:09:32,815 --> 00:09:35,006 [Kids] Bye, Mom! 76 00:09:35,030 --> 00:09:37,929 - Have a good day, sweethearts. - Have a good day, sweethearts. 77 00:09:37,953 --> 00:09:41,006 [Computer Voice Continues] 78 00:11:05,004 --> 00:11:07,222 [Sighs] 79 00:11:12,146 --> 00:11:17,050 - Mmm. Andrew, this is very good. - Thank you, sir. 80 00:11:17,074 --> 00:11:19,502 - [Father] Don't you think? - I think it sucks. 81 00:11:21,001 --> 00:11:23,650 "Sucks"? How? Chickens do not have lips. 82 00:11:23,674 --> 00:11:25,447 [Snickers] 83 00:11:25,471 --> 00:11:29,983 She's being rude. You mind your manners, young lady, please. 84 00:11:32,488 --> 00:11:36,250 - We're fine, Andrew. - Indeed you are, sir. 85 00:11:37,334 --> 00:11:39,594 The kitchen. 86 00:11:40,633 --> 00:11:43,032 It's fine too, sir. 87 00:11:43,056 --> 00:11:46,734 No. Go to the kitchen now. 88 00:11:50,491 --> 00:11:52,293 [Sighs] 89 00:12:00,683 --> 00:12:02,902 Hello. 90 00:12:11,251 --> 00:12:13,512 Come on. 91 00:12:23,866 --> 00:12:26,335 Maybe it's a big bluff. 92 00:12:29,255 --> 00:12:32,057 Just a pretty face. 93 00:12:49,471 --> 00:12:51,690 Check. 94 00:12:52,813 --> 00:12:53,814 [Girl] Oh, Andrew, could you come up? 95 00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:56,576 [Girl] Oh, Andrew, could you come up? 96 00:13:00,415 --> 00:13:03,217 - Should I... - No. It'll be fine. 97 00:13:09,103 --> 00:13:13,089 - Yes, miss? - Andrew, would you please open the window? 98 00:13:13,113 --> 00:13:15,457 One is glad to be of service. 99 00:13:22,387 --> 00:13:24,576 A lovely breeze. 100 00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:27,236 Now jump. 101 00:13:30,030 --> 00:13:32,011 No, 102 00:13:32,035 --> 00:13:34,546 out the window. 103 00:13:39,972 --> 00:13:42,705 [Dog Barking in Distance] 104 00:13:42,729 --> 00:13:45,740 - Did you hear something? - Was that an earthquake? 105 00:13:48,284 --> 00:13:50,544 [Door bell Rings] 106 00:14:06,872 --> 00:14:11,275 [Brokenly] Sorry for the inconvenience. May one re-re-re-enter... 107 00:14:11,299 --> 00:14:13,490 - er-er? - What happened, Andrew? 108 00:14:13,514 --> 00:14:16,246 [Distorted] For the sake of family harmony, 109 00:14:16,270 --> 00:14:20,757 [Winding Down] one is programmed not to tell. 110 00:14:20,781 --> 00:14:24,642 - [Low Electronic Moaning] - Andrew? Andrew! 111 00:14:24,666 --> 00:14:27,315 Yeah? 112 00:14:27,339 --> 00:14:29,850 [Rattling] 113 00:14:30,723 --> 00:14:34,067 Amanda, Grace, downstairs right away. 114 00:14:35,819 --> 00:14:40,765 - Come in, Andrew. - Thank you, si-i-i-r. 115 00:14:40,789 --> 00:14:44,051 [Whirring Brokenly] 116 00:14:55,576 --> 00:14:58,392 Andrew's not a person, he's a form of property. 117 00:14:58,416 --> 00:15:02,110 One is not a per-r-r-r-r-r-r- 118 00:15:02,134 --> 00:15:04,115 son. 119 00:15:04,139 --> 00:15:06,789 But property is also important. 120 00:15:06,813 --> 00:15:09,796 So from now on, as a matter of principle, 121 00:15:09,820 --> 00:15:13,415 in this family Andrew will be treated as if he were a person. 122 00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:17,565 Which means there will be no more attempts to break him. 123 00:15:17,589 --> 00:15:19,862 Break him? 124 00:15:19,886 --> 00:15:22,772 Your sister tried to kill Andrew. 125 00:15:24,231 --> 00:15:27,757 You too? 126 00:15:27,781 --> 00:15:30,500 - Shh. - [Whispering] Sorry. 127 00:15:31,499 --> 00:15:35,178 Come on. Everyone up to bed. 128 00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:41,249 - Will you be all right, Andrew? - One is capable of self-mai-ai-aintenance, sir. 129 00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:44,006 Good. 130 00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:46,304 - Good night, Andrew. - Good night, Andrew. 131 00:15:46,328 --> 00:15:50,590 Guh, guh, guh... G-Good night. 132 00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:55,020 [Whirring Brokenly] 133 00:15:59,068 --> 00:16:02,788 [Muttering Brokenly] Good night, Andrew. Good... night. 134 00:16:22,166 --> 00:16:26,361 Miss, one has been given specific orders for your safety, 135 00:16:26,385 --> 00:16:28,701 and that is an unsafe area. 136 00:16:28,725 --> 00:16:30,914 Now, come down. 137 00:16:30,938 --> 00:16:32,919 Okay. 138 00:16:32,943 --> 00:16:34,716 Thank you. 139 00:16:34,740 --> 00:16:37,931 "Well, I think it's gonna be sunny tonight." 140 00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:40,856 [Feminine Voice] "Me too." 141 00:16:41,880 --> 00:16:44,183 [Falsetto] "So do I." 142 00:16:49,902 --> 00:16:52,162 He's my favorite. 143 00:16:53,578 --> 00:16:55,893 Pretty. 144 00:16:55,917 --> 00:16:58,427 Would you like to hold him? 145 00:17:07,780 --> 00:17:10,708 That was my favorite. 146 00:17:12,458 --> 00:17:15,859 They don't even make him anymore. 147 00:17:15,883 --> 00:17:20,078 - Can it be repaired, Little Miss? - No, it can't! 148 00:17:20,102 --> 00:17:23,905 - You're screwed. - I hate you! 149 00:17:24,697 --> 00:17:27,666 Get away from me. 150 00:17:33,510 --> 00:17:37,580 - Can we fix him? - No. Look at him... he's in a million pieces! 151 00:17:37,604 --> 00:17:42,867 - [Sighs] - I'm sorry. There's nothing you can do. 152 00:17:43,660 --> 00:17:46,463 Put the rest of them away. 153 00:18:28,271 --> 00:18:30,490 Wow. 154 00:18:37,461 --> 00:18:40,612 - Andrew! - Yes, Little Miss? 155 00:18:40,636 --> 00:18:44,147 This is the best present I ever got. 156 00:18:45,231 --> 00:18:47,212 One is glad to be of service. 157 00:18:47,236 --> 00:18:50,455 Would you please come with me? 158 00:18:51,496 --> 00:18:53,477 Does this involve a window? 159 00:18:53,501 --> 00:18:55,803 [Chuckling] No. 160 00:19:01,896 --> 00:19:04,115 You can sit here. 161 00:19:10,794 --> 00:19:13,569 His name is Woofy, 162 00:19:13,593 --> 00:19:17,605 and from now on... he's yours. 163 00:19:20,818 --> 00:19:22,799 - Woofy. - Uh-huh. 164 00:19:22,823 --> 00:19:25,709 Because sometimes he barks, 165 00:19:29,048 --> 00:19:32,449 once he gets to know you. 166 00:19:32,473 --> 00:19:34,733 Oh. 167 00:19:35,940 --> 00:19:38,254 Thank you very much. 168 00:19:38,558 --> 00:19:40,511 You're welcome. 169 00:19:40,535 --> 00:19:42,795 I have to go to sleep now, Andrew. 170 00:19:44,377 --> 00:19:48,430 - Yes. - Yeah. Can you, kinda... 171 00:19:49,515 --> 00:19:52,025 Of course. 172 00:19:57,618 --> 00:20:01,463 - Good night, sweetheart. - Good night, Andrew. 173 00:20:20,133 --> 00:20:22,406 - Little Miss? - Sure. Thanks. 174 00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:24,523 Miss? 175 00:20:28,820 --> 00:20:30,928 - After you. - Well, thank you. 176 00:20:30,952 --> 00:20:33,587 You're welcome. 177 00:20:34,460 --> 00:20:37,778 Andrew, did you really make this? 178 00:20:37,802 --> 00:20:40,020 Yes, sir. 179 00:20:42,104 --> 00:20:44,210 A robot cannot tell a lie, Andrew. 180 00:20:44,234 --> 00:20:46,967 That is not entirely correct, sir. 181 00:20:46,991 --> 00:20:48,972 One could lie, if one were ordered to lie, 182 00:20:48,996 --> 00:20:53,149 or if it were necessary to tell some untruth in order to keep a human being from harm, 183 00:20:53,173 --> 00:20:56,323 - or if one's own safety were in jeopardy... Sir? - Andrew. 184 00:20:56,347 --> 00:20:59,665 One did indeed carve that for Little Miss. 185 00:20:59,689 --> 00:21:03,341 - And the design... you're responsible for that? - Yes, sir. 186 00:21:03,365 --> 00:21:07,336 - What did you copy it from? - Copy it, ma'am? 187 00:21:08,628 --> 00:21:11,528 Well, I mean, you didn't just get it out of thin air. 188 00:21:11,552 --> 00:21:15,522 You got it out of some book, right, or used the computer to plot it out? 189 00:21:16,815 --> 00:21:20,550 One did nothing more than study the raw material for a time... 190 00:21:20,574 --> 00:21:23,725 until one came to understand how best to carve it into a shape... 191 00:21:23,749 --> 00:21:27,344 that would appeal to Little Miss's love of tiny mammals. 192 00:21:30,767 --> 00:21:34,404 ♪ [Soprano Singing Aria] ♪ 193 00:21:42,295 --> 00:21:44,556 ♪ [Continues] ♪ 194 00:21:58,544 --> 00:22:00,804 ♪ [Continues, Louder] ♪ 195 00:22:20,223 --> 00:22:23,442 ♪ [Continues] ♪ 196 00:22:32,128 --> 00:22:34,805 ♪ [Crescendo] ♪ 197 00:23:16,530 --> 00:23:18,748 Yes, yes. Please come in. 198 00:23:19,913 --> 00:23:24,651 I am so glad you called. Mansky, Dennis Mansky. 199 00:23:24,675 --> 00:23:27,241 Richard Mark. 200 00:23:27,265 --> 00:23:30,499 And an NDR-114. 201 00:23:30,523 --> 00:23:36,388 Now, I got your message, but what exactly is it doing? 202 00:23:36,412 --> 00:23:40,064 Well, what interests me is he shows a number of characteristics... 203 00:23:40,088 --> 00:23:43,949 like creativity, curiosity, friendship... 204 00:23:43,973 --> 00:23:48,334 that, frankly, have taken us by surprise. 205 00:23:48,358 --> 00:23:50,327 Mm-hmm. 206 00:23:51,115 --> 00:23:53,375 - Andrew... - Yes, Dennis? 207 00:23:54,415 --> 00:23:56,814 Social as well. 208 00:23:56,838 --> 00:23:59,849 Now I'd like to show you something if I may. 209 00:24:00,764 --> 00:24:04,834 Now, Andrew carved these. 210 00:24:04,858 --> 00:24:08,176 These are original works of art, 211 00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:10,431 and last night Andrew said, 212 00:24:10,455 --> 00:24:14,106 - "I enjoy making them." - "Enjoy." 213 00:24:14,130 --> 00:24:16,111 - Yes. - Should one not use that word? 214 00:24:16,135 --> 00:24:18,326 No, no. It's fine, Andrew. See what I mean? 215 00:24:18,350 --> 00:24:22,711 It's unusual, surely, to hear a robot talk about enjoying something. 216 00:24:22,735 --> 00:24:24,841 What I want to know is, 217 00:24:24,865 --> 00:24:29,128 do many of your other robots have... have feelings like this? 218 00:24:30,964 --> 00:24:33,113 Must be... 219 00:24:33,137 --> 00:24:36,036 something in the pathways. 220 00:24:36,060 --> 00:24:38,375 [Clears Throat] 221 00:24:38,399 --> 00:24:42,051 So, then, will you be wanting a refund or a replacement? 222 00:24:42,075 --> 00:24:47,063 No, neither. I just wanted to get your reaction to Andrew. I wanted to know what you think. 223 00:24:47,087 --> 00:24:49,737 He's unique, wouldn't you say? 224 00:24:49,761 --> 00:24:52,063 It is an anomaly. 225 00:24:54,105 --> 00:24:57,298 No refund, no replacement... 226 00:24:57,322 --> 00:24:59,582 How much do you want? 227 00:25:01,081 --> 00:25:03,103 - I don't think I understand. - Well, 228 00:25:03,127 --> 00:25:08,659 clearly you realize if word of this gets out, we'll have to recall our entire line. 229 00:25:08,683 --> 00:25:11,458 We're in people's homes, sir, with their children. 230 00:25:11,482 --> 00:25:15,342 If it is doing what you say, it can also run amok. 231 00:25:15,366 --> 00:25:17,960 One is not qualified to run "mucks." 232 00:25:19,251 --> 00:25:22,485 All right, sir. If I let you have Andrew, 233 00:25:22,509 --> 00:25:25,325 you'll what... you'll disassemble him, will you? 234 00:25:25,349 --> 00:25:27,497 Carefully, yes. 235 00:25:27,521 --> 00:25:32,510 We would need to trace the actual course of Andrew's neural pathways, 236 00:25:32,534 --> 00:25:37,230 replace the positronic brain, then put it... 237 00:25:37,254 --> 00:25:41,908 him... back together and return him to you, good as new. 238 00:25:41,932 --> 00:25:46,210 Now, these neural pathways are presumably fragile. 239 00:25:46,234 --> 00:25:51,539 Isn't it possible, in the course of these procedures, that something might go wrong? 240 00:25:52,374 --> 00:25:54,940 We would make every conceivable effort. 241 00:25:54,964 --> 00:25:57,781 And, in the unlikely event that something did go wrong, 242 00:25:57,805 --> 00:26:00,329 you'd, of course, replace Andrew. 243 00:26:00,353 --> 00:26:02,752 Of course. 244 00:26:02,776 --> 00:26:05,174 Even though he's unique and irreplaceable. 245 00:26:05,198 --> 00:26:07,430 [Sighs] 246 00:26:07,454 --> 00:26:11,106 He... His... You s... 247 00:26:11,130 --> 00:26:14,114 Well, it's a natural error... it has human form, 248 00:26:14,138 --> 00:26:17,956 therefore you read mechanical failure as eccentricity... 249 00:26:17,980 --> 00:26:20,615 and anthropomorphize it. 250 00:26:21,406 --> 00:26:23,512 It is a household appliance, 251 00:26:23,536 --> 00:26:26,477 and yet you act like it is a man. 252 00:26:26,501 --> 00:26:28,566 We're leaving. Come on, Andrew. 253 00:26:28,590 --> 00:26:31,156 Please, I beg you to reconsider, Mr. Martin. 254 00:26:31,180 --> 00:26:34,608 Let us examine Andrew, talk to your wife. Name your price! 255 00:26:35,983 --> 00:26:39,927 Now, listen to me. There is no price for individuality. 256 00:26:39,951 --> 00:26:43,186 He is, for better or for worse, my robot, 257 00:26:43,210 --> 00:26:47,263 and you will never lay your hands on him... do you understand? 258 00:26:49,558 --> 00:26:54,655 All in good time. You see, sooner or later you'll have to bring it in for repairs. 259 00:27:02,131 --> 00:27:04,656 - Andrew, I've made a decision. - Yes, sir? 260 00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:08,248 You will cut back on your workload. You can no longer... 261 00:27:08,272 --> 00:27:11,256 devote yourself entirely to children and housework. 262 00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:15,266 But one likes the children, sir, specifically the smaller one, Little Miss. 263 00:27:15,290 --> 00:27:19,651 That is a contradiction, Andrew, and that is exactly the sort of thing you need to learn about. 264 00:27:19,675 --> 00:27:21,781 Thank you for choosing NorthAm Robotics. 265 00:27:21,805 --> 00:27:24,413 - So we need a new regimen. - Regimen, sir? 266 00:27:24,437 --> 00:27:28,464 First of all, you'll spend part of each day making something. 267 00:27:28,488 --> 00:27:32,359 So as not to offend humans, we'd better find something that's not overly artistic. 268 00:27:32,606 --> 00:27:35,211 Could you make other things? I could teach you my line of work... 269 00:27:35,593 --> 00:27:37,574 you know, timepieces and clocks and so on. 270 00:27:37,845 --> 00:27:40,405 One could not tell you, sir. One has never attempted such things. 271 00:27:40,580 --> 00:27:42,644 Well, you will now. 272 00:27:42,954 --> 00:27:46,988 Also, you'll spend part of each evening in instruction with me. 273 00:27:47,189 --> 00:27:50,029 - And what is the purpose of this instruction? - To teach you, Andrew... 274 00:27:50,130 --> 00:27:54,058 to teach you all the things that haven't been programmed into you. 275 00:27:54,716 --> 00:27:57,866 Andrew, you're unique. 276 00:27:58,271 --> 00:28:01,452 - Unique? - Thank you for choosing NorthAm Robotics. 277 00:28:01,638 --> 00:28:03,954 And I feel a responsibility to help you... 278 00:28:04,331 --> 00:28:06,191 become whatever you're able to be. 279 00:28:06,283 --> 00:28:08,432 And what is one able to be? 280 00:28:08,703 --> 00:28:10,809 Well, I don't know. 281 00:28:10,933 --> 00:28:13,038 See, people grow through time. 282 00:28:13,134 --> 00:28:16,117 But then, of course, for you, time is a completely different proposition. 283 00:28:17,210 --> 00:28:20,427 - For you, time is endless. - Endless? 284 00:28:20,451 --> 00:28:22,669 [Chuckles] 285 00:28:31,061 --> 00:28:33,863 - Is this a good piece? - Very. 286 00:28:34,945 --> 00:28:37,206 [Gulls Cawing] 287 00:28:41,545 --> 00:28:44,556 - What about this one? - Excellent. 288 00:28:50,609 --> 00:28:53,426 [Tapping] 289 00:28:53,450 --> 00:28:57,768 ♪ It was ♪ ♪ a lucky April shower ♪ 290 00:28:57,792 --> 00:29:02,152 ♪ It was ♪ ♪ the most convenient door ♪ 291 00:29:02,176 --> 00:29:05,911 ♪ I found ♪ ♪ a million-dollar baby ♪ 292 00:29:05,935 --> 00:29:09,780 ♪ In a five and ten cent ♪ ♪ store ♪ 293 00:29:11,071 --> 00:29:14,249 ♪ [Continues] ♪ 294 00:29:22,094 --> 00:29:26,231 [Richard] And, nine months later, a baby is born. 295 00:29:28,024 --> 00:29:31,827 And those, Andrew, are the so-called facts of life. 296 00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:36,421 People actually do this, sir? 297 00:29:37,210 --> 00:29:39,775 - Well, yes. - And married people... 298 00:29:39,799 --> 00:29:45,537 one supposes they see it as some kind of requirement or obligation. 299 00:29:45,561 --> 00:29:47,666 Well, it... [Clears Throat] 300 00:29:47,690 --> 00:29:51,759 - It's not exactly an obligation, Andrew. - That's a relief. 301 00:29:51,783 --> 00:29:55,683 And it is the natural and preferable way to conceive children. 302 00:29:55,707 --> 00:30:01,138 Sir, of all these millions of sperm, only one makes it? 303 00:30:02,139 --> 00:30:05,650 - That's true. - What happens to the others? 304 00:30:06,606 --> 00:30:09,130 Well, they die. 305 00:30:09,154 --> 00:30:11,414 They die? 306 00:30:12,870 --> 00:30:15,088 One feels badly for them. 307 00:30:16,252 --> 00:30:18,733 Well, one does. 308 00:30:18,757 --> 00:30:22,241 - But it's completely agreed that it feels good... - For both parties, sir? 309 00:30:22,265 --> 00:30:24,412 In an ideal world. 310 00:30:24,436 --> 00:30:27,209 - So people do it rather frequently. - How often, sir? 311 00:30:27,233 --> 00:30:31,412 - Well, as often as they can, matter of fact. - Ahh. 312 00:30:32,704 --> 00:30:34,964 At least at first. 313 00:30:37,672 --> 00:30:39,069 Sir, 314 00:30:39,276 --> 00:30:42,454 - may one speak frankly with you? - As always, Andrew. 315 00:30:44,030 --> 00:30:47,137 It's just that the whole process... 316 00:30:47,228 --> 00:30:50,490 it sounds so messy. 317 00:30:52,661 --> 00:30:55,004 I think that's a fair comment. 318 00:31:00,115 --> 00:31:02,375 They die. 319 00:31:20,234 --> 00:31:22,214 [Richard Speaking, Indistinct] 320 00:31:22,239 --> 00:31:25,834 [Talking, Laughing Continue] 321 00:31:28,406 --> 00:31:31,792 - Isn't it? - [Giggling] What? 322 00:31:38,235 --> 00:31:41,718 - [Richard] It's called "humor." - "Humor"? 323 00:31:42,616 --> 00:31:46,044 Yes. People tell jokes to make each other laugh. 324 00:31:46,487 --> 00:31:48,592 And this laughter gives pleasure, sir? 325 00:31:48,616 --> 00:31:50,596 Yes. 326 00:31:50,620 --> 00:31:54,382 Sir, could you teach one to tell a joke? 327 00:31:56,716 --> 00:32:02,037 Well, I-let's see. Um... Two drunks walk into a bar. 328 00:32:02,061 --> 00:32:06,421 Wouldn't two drunks walk out of a bar, sir? 329 00:32:06,445 --> 00:32:10,583 You walk into a bar to drink, and you come out drunk. 330 00:32:11,958 --> 00:32:15,441 Let's try something simpler, Andrew. Um... [Clears Throat] 331 00:32:15,465 --> 00:32:19,616 - Knock-knock. - "Knock-knock"? 332 00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:22,414 No, knock-knock, someone's at the door. 333 00:32:22,438 --> 00:32:25,421 - Shall one get it, sir? - No, no. No. 334 00:32:25,445 --> 00:32:28,302 Y-You say, "who's there," Andrew. 335 00:32:28,326 --> 00:32:30,807 - Who's there, Andrew? - No, just "Who's there?" 336 00:32:30,831 --> 00:32:33,717 One does not know, sir. 337 00:32:34,763 --> 00:32:37,518 Let's start with something a little simpler, Andrew. 338 00:32:37,542 --> 00:32:39,819 Why did the chicken cross the road? 339 00:32:39,843 --> 00:32:43,305 One does not know, sir. Possibly a predator was behind the chicken. 340 00:32:43,329 --> 00:32:47,883 Or, possibly, there was a female chicken on the other side, if it's a male chicken. 341 00:32:48,118 --> 00:32:52,269 Or possibly a food source or, depending on the season, it might be migrating. 342 00:32:52,293 --> 00:32:53,761 One hopes there's no traffic. 343 00:32:54,028 --> 00:32:56,927 To get to the other side. 344 00:32:57,471 --> 00:33:00,287 "To get to the other side." 345 00:33:00,311 --> 00:33:02,583 Ohhh. 346 00:33:02,607 --> 00:33:04,826 Why is that funny? 347 00:33:07,952 --> 00:33:10,642 - So, what do you kids have planned for the day? - Probably stick with Andrew. 348 00:33:10,666 --> 00:33:14,108 - What about you, Miss? - I'm gonna go play at my friend Natalie's house. 349 00:33:14,132 --> 00:33:15,726 Oh. 350 00:33:19,351 --> 00:33:22,738 May one, sir? Is now a good time? 351 00:33:24,279 --> 00:33:26,342 What? A good time for what? 352 00:33:26,366 --> 00:33:30,852 - Last night, Sir taught one... - No, no, no. Don-Don't blame me, Andrew. Just go ahead. 353 00:33:30,876 --> 00:33:35,362 Thank you, sir. Two cannibals were eating a clown. 354 00:33:35,386 --> 00:33:37,700 One turns to the other and says, "Does this taste funny to you?" 355 00:33:37,724 --> 00:33:40,331 How do you make a hanky dance? Put a little boogie in it. 356 00:33:40,355 --> 00:33:43,003 What is a brunette between two blondes? Translator. 357 00:33:43,027 --> 00:33:45,132 Do you know why blind people don't like to skydive? It scares their dogs. 358 00:33:45,156 --> 00:33:48,790 A man with dementia is driving on the freeway. His wife calls and says, "Sweetheart, 359 00:33:48,814 --> 00:33:51,005 I heard there's someone driving the wrong way on the freeway." 360 00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:52,819 He says, "One? There's hundreds!" 361 00:33:52,843 --> 00:33:56,105 What's silent, smells like worms? Bird farts. 362 00:33:56,318 --> 00:33:58,820 - [Laughing] - It must have been an engineer who designed the human body. 363 00:33:58,844 --> 00:34:03,027 Who else would put a waste processing plant next to a recreation area? 364 00:34:03,051 --> 00:34:06,207 A woman goes into a doctor's office. The doctor says, "Mind if I numb your breasts?" 365 00:34:06,231 --> 00:34:09,505 - "Not at all." "Num-num-num-num-num." - [All Laughing] 366 00:34:11,463 --> 00:34:13,443 - [Clears Throat] - One did it, sir. 367 00:34:13,467 --> 00:34:17,243 Andrew, it was fine, but we might want to talk about... 368 00:34:17,267 --> 00:34:20,333 appropriateness and, um... and timing. 369 00:34:20,357 --> 00:34:23,535 - It's 10:15, sir. - [Laughing] 370 00:34:26,787 --> 00:34:29,006 ♪ [Humming Along] ♪ 371 00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:39,407 - Oh, Andrew. - Little Miss. 372 00:34:39,844 --> 00:34:42,450 Would you like me to teach you how to play a duet? 373 00:34:42,506 --> 00:34:44,725 - Certainly. - Come on. 374 00:34:47,820 --> 00:34:52,472 Okay, ready? You start here, and then just follow me. 375 00:34:52,610 --> 00:34:54,716 - I play first, okay? - All right. 376 00:34:54,846 --> 00:34:57,065 Ready? 377 00:35:03,714 --> 00:35:05,974 Your turn. 378 00:35:09,379 --> 00:35:11,692 ♪ [Humming Along] ♪ 379 00:35:11,716 --> 00:35:15,158 Good. Very good. Now together. 380 00:35:15,182 --> 00:35:17,401 ♪ [Humming Along] ♪ 381 00:36:17,221 --> 00:36:18,711 ♪ [Ends] ♪ 382 00:36:18,735 --> 00:36:20,445 That was wonderful. Thanks. 383 00:36:20,539 --> 00:36:23,258 Thank you, Little Miss. 384 00:36:34,895 --> 00:36:37,655 ♪ [Plays Ragtime] ♪ 385 00:36:58,237 --> 00:37:00,455 Hi, Mom. 386 00:37:07,339 --> 00:37:11,616 Grace, is it possible for you to find somewhere more private to do that? 387 00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:13,620 [Sighs] No problem. 388 00:37:13,644 --> 00:37:16,405 Just give me your credit disc and we'll get a hotel room. 389 00:37:18,195 --> 00:37:21,512 - What did you say to me? - Let's go. 390 00:37:21,536 --> 00:37:24,142 What did you say to me, young lady? 391 00:37:24,166 --> 00:37:27,065 You get off that bike this minute, and you are grounded! 392 00:37:27,089 --> 00:37:29,529 - Get... Go on! Get out of here, you piece of scum! - [Laughing] 393 00:37:29,553 --> 00:37:32,731 [Loud Ticking] 394 00:37:34,522 --> 00:37:36,741 Richard? 395 00:37:40,702 --> 00:37:43,642 Does this look right? Hi, Mom. 396 00:37:43,666 --> 00:37:46,649 - Didn't you talk to her about that boy? - Mmm, well, not yet. 397 00:37:46,673 --> 00:37:49,322 - Oh. - But I will. [Clears Throat] 398 00:37:49,346 --> 00:37:52,202 Kind-of hoping it's a phase that'll pass, 399 00:37:52,226 --> 00:37:54,904 - like the others. - [Clocks Chiming Loudly] 400 00:37:56,569 --> 00:37:58,788 [Chiming Continues] 401 00:38:03,417 --> 00:38:05,397 [Chiming Ends] 402 00:38:05,421 --> 00:38:09,072 I am so sick of these damn clocks. 403 00:38:09,096 --> 00:38:11,690 I've already given half them away. 404 00:38:13,731 --> 00:38:16,964 - Perhaps we should sell them. - Sell them? 405 00:38:16,988 --> 00:38:18,969 Well, it's an idea. 406 00:38:18,993 --> 00:38:21,098 Well, who gets the money? 407 00:38:21,122 --> 00:38:24,104 Well, I imagine we will. 408 00:38:24,128 --> 00:38:26,275 But Andrew does all the work. 409 00:38:26,299 --> 00:38:28,077 - Yes, but Andrew's our... - Then Andrew should get the money. 410 00:38:28,101 --> 00:38:29,841 Andrew is a robot. 411 00:38:29,927 --> 00:38:33,578 What conceivable use would a robot have for money? 412 00:38:33,661 --> 00:38:36,977 Robots don't go shopping. Robots don't go on vacations. 413 00:38:37,295 --> 00:38:41,322 Robots don't eat dinners in fancy restaurants. 414 00:38:41,713 --> 00:38:45,266 [Scoffs] I can't believe we're having this discussion. 415 00:38:50,135 --> 00:38:51,989 Dad, it doesn't matter what he is. 416 00:38:52,071 --> 00:38:55,415 Andrew deserves to benefit from the work he does. 417 00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:58,860 Sweetheart, 418 00:38:59,935 --> 00:39:01,999 I will do what's right for Andrew. 419 00:39:02,024 --> 00:39:04,088 Of course I will. 420 00:39:04,311 --> 00:39:07,167 But at the end of the day we are talking about a machine, 421 00:39:08,190 --> 00:39:13,162 and you can't invest your emotions in a machine. 422 00:39:13,395 --> 00:39:16,281 Right? 423 00:39:31,607 --> 00:39:33,588 - [Woman] Can I get you anything? - No, thank you. 424 00:39:33,745 --> 00:39:35,725 - There you are. How are ya? - Bill, good morning. 425 00:39:36,616 --> 00:39:39,643 - This must be Andrew. - Andrew, Bill Feingold, family lawyer. 426 00:39:39,791 --> 00:39:43,678 - Andrew. - You own one of my clocks. 427 00:39:45,750 --> 00:39:49,402 This is one of my favorites. Do you enjoy it? 428 00:39:49,839 --> 00:39:51,862 Uh, yes, I do, very much. 429 00:39:52,172 --> 00:39:55,823 - I like the new office, Bill. What floor are we on here? - Thirty-seven. 430 00:39:56,645 --> 00:39:58,418 Hmm. 431 00:39:58,571 --> 00:40:00,205 Andrew, come and have a look at this. 432 00:40:01,538 --> 00:40:03,477 No, thank you, sir. 433 00:40:04,768 --> 00:40:07,278 - You sure? - No. 434 00:40:08,546 --> 00:40:10,055 How can I help you? 435 00:40:10,080 --> 00:40:14,064 As you know, Andrew's earned a great deal of money from his endeavors, 436 00:40:14,185 --> 00:40:18,002 and what he really wants to do is open his own bank account. 437 00:40:18,213 --> 00:40:21,766 - A bank account in the name of a robot? - Mmm. Would that be legal? 438 00:40:23,171 --> 00:40:25,986 I couldn't say. There are no precedents. 439 00:40:26,402 --> 00:40:29,719 I don't think there's a law against it, but, uh... 440 00:40:29,871 --> 00:40:32,346 Richard, why... why do you want to give him a bank account? 441 00:40:32,371 --> 00:40:34,477 What's he need money for? 442 00:40:35,367 --> 00:40:38,940 To pay for things, of course, which otherwise Sir would have to pay for. 443 00:40:39,362 --> 00:40:41,664 One would like to pull one's own. 444 00:40:43,146 --> 00:40:45,998 - Weight. - For what, sir? 445 00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:56,836 - Andrew. - Yes, Little Miss? 446 00:40:57,581 --> 00:40:59,896 [Gasps] Ooh! Oh. 447 00:40:59,920 --> 00:41:04,140 - Oh. Oh, I'm so sorry. - Oh. 448 00:41:05,603 --> 00:41:08,322 Not to worry. It can be repaired. 449 00:41:10,817 --> 00:41:13,036 Wow. 450 00:41:19,399 --> 00:41:22,285 Oh... left. 451 00:41:24,545 --> 00:41:26,733 Andrew, remember Frank, my boyfriend? 452 00:41:26,818 --> 00:41:29,175 Yes, the one your sister says has a nice ass. 453 00:41:29,778 --> 00:41:32,038 [Laughing] Oh. 454 00:41:34,657 --> 00:41:36,888 Last night... 455 00:41:37,264 --> 00:41:39,900 last night he asked me to marry him. 456 00:41:41,692 --> 00:41:44,286 One gathers that is a good thing. 457 00:41:45,337 --> 00:41:48,695 - Well, I haven't said "yes" yet. - So there is doubt. 458 00:41:49,079 --> 00:41:51,852 No. Frank is wonderful. 459 00:41:51,877 --> 00:41:54,067 He's handsome. He's reliable. 460 00:41:54,092 --> 00:41:57,452 He's somebody I could spend the rest of my life with. I could have children with him. 461 00:41:57,523 --> 00:41:59,742 Then what is the problem? 462 00:42:02,002 --> 00:42:04,373 - Board? - No, not at all. 463 00:42:04,468 --> 00:42:07,312 - Not him... there. - Oh. 464 00:42:08,850 --> 00:42:12,375 Well, I have this friend... 465 00:42:12,806 --> 00:42:16,318 that's very special to me. 466 00:42:18,475 --> 00:42:20,526 He's just so sweet and funny, 467 00:42:20,551 --> 00:42:26,165 and whenever I'm with him... I don't want to be with Frank. 468 00:42:26,928 --> 00:42:29,382 One can see that would create a complication. 469 00:42:29,542 --> 00:42:32,107 Yes. 470 00:42:32,245 --> 00:42:34,755 But the answer's staring you in the face. 471 00:42:37,545 --> 00:42:40,097 Marry your friend. 472 00:42:40,300 --> 00:42:43,658 - [Laughs] - What? 473 00:42:43,782 --> 00:42:46,335 Well, he's not... 474 00:42:47,349 --> 00:42:49,091 I mean, h-he... 475 00:42:49,428 --> 00:42:54,192 A relationship between us would be impossible, really. It could never work out. 476 00:42:54,578 --> 00:42:58,132 - Why? - Well, because he's not... 477 00:43:00,001 --> 00:43:02,845 Because he-he'll never be... 478 00:43:04,404 --> 00:43:06,623 Yes? 479 00:43:09,597 --> 00:43:11,815 [Sighs] 480 00:43:12,483 --> 00:43:14,785 Is something wrong? 481 00:43:17,688 --> 00:43:19,428 No. 482 00:43:19,724 --> 00:43:23,207 Nothing's wrong, nothing at all. 483 00:43:23,511 --> 00:43:25,492 Thank you for listening to me. 484 00:43:25,535 --> 00:43:27,921 One is glad to be of service. 485 00:43:31,696 --> 00:43:33,801 Little Miss, 486 00:43:33,825 --> 00:43:37,045 what will you do about Frank? 487 00:43:43,304 --> 00:43:45,284 Accept his proposal. 488 00:43:45,308 --> 00:43:48,499 Really? 489 00:43:48,523 --> 00:43:50,742 Humans. 490 00:43:54,403 --> 00:43:56,384 -Andrew, -Yes? 491 00:43:57,657 --> 00:44:02,012 It would mean so much to me if you would be an usher at my wedding. 492 00:44:03,264 --> 00:44:06,275 One is unfamiliar with this term. How does one "ush"? 493 00:44:07,522 --> 00:44:11,075 You help people to their seats. You wear a tuxedo. 494 00:44:13,285 --> 00:44:16,754 - One would wear clothing? - Yes. 495 00:44:18,128 --> 00:44:21,014 One has never been asked to wear clothing. 496 00:44:22,865 --> 00:44:26,877 - It would be an honor. - Great. 497 00:44:28,943 --> 00:44:31,495 [Board Clatters To Floor] 498 00:44:34,163 --> 00:44:38,175 - One still is all thumbs. - [Giggling] 499 00:44:41,678 --> 00:44:43,748 Installed what? 500 00:44:44,577 --> 00:44:46,516 Um, an alarm. 501 00:44:47,345 --> 00:44:51,245 If you try to enter Andrew's brain while you're making this repair, 502 00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:53,915 the police will be alerted. 503 00:44:54,973 --> 00:44:57,271 Also, you should probably know that... [Clears Throat] 504 00:44:57,295 --> 00:45:00,986 If you actually injure Andrew's brain or positronic pathways in anyway, 505 00:45:01,384 --> 00:45:05,786 my lawyer, the good Mr. Feingold, will be happy to sue you. 506 00:45:06,589 --> 00:45:11,744 He will sue you for the lost value of Andrew's income until the end of time. 507 00:45:13,272 --> 00:45:16,324 Well, I think we understand each other. 508 00:45:17,286 --> 00:45:19,033 Good. [Clears Throat] 509 00:45:19,163 --> 00:45:22,091 Sir, one more item of business. 510 00:45:23,309 --> 00:45:26,584 As long is one is in the shop, can you do work on one's face? 511 00:45:27,033 --> 00:45:29,089 One wishes to have more expression. 512 00:45:29,392 --> 00:45:33,014 One has thoughts and feelings that presently do not show. 513 00:45:33,282 --> 00:45:36,598 You want your thoughts and feelings to show on your face? 514 00:45:36,862 --> 00:45:40,714 Yes, like the contempt that you are showing me right now. 515 00:45:42,259 --> 00:45:45,869 Well, we have done some experimentation. 516 00:45:46,539 --> 00:45:50,134 We are able to give robots superficial responses... 517 00:45:50,158 --> 00:45:52,683 which mimic human expression. 518 00:45:52,875 --> 00:45:55,773 - One has read that there have been NDR upgrades. - Yes, yes. 519 00:45:55,798 --> 00:45:59,937 We've worked up a dozen experimental models with expression capabilities, 520 00:46:00,074 --> 00:46:01,140 Sleeker body types. 521 00:46:02,164 --> 00:46:06,191 We ran some market surveys and decided not to go ahead with the line. 522 00:46:06,295 --> 00:46:09,695 - Why not? - Negative consumer reaction. 523 00:46:10,203 --> 00:46:12,849 There's a growing fear that robots will continue to make... 524 00:46:12,873 --> 00:46:16,148 the human work force obsolete. 525 00:46:16,172 --> 00:46:19,489 [Clears Throat] Andrew has worked for me for over 15 years. 526 00:46:19,513 --> 00:46:21,750 There's no danger of anyone losing their job to him. 527 00:46:21,875 --> 00:46:25,817 Surely there's no concern performing these modifications on an old-style robot. 528 00:46:27,091 --> 00:46:28,148 True. 529 00:46:28,271 --> 00:46:32,298 But procedures like that would be prohibitively expensive. 530 00:46:32,583 --> 00:46:35,634 It is understood that you will attempt to rivet one. 531 00:46:36,324 --> 00:46:40,502 - Screw, Andrew. - Really? How much? 532 00:46:54,887 --> 00:46:57,230 That is roughly one's monthly salary. 533 00:46:59,496 --> 00:47:01,477 It's more than I make in a year. 534 00:47:01,728 --> 00:47:04,665 Hmm, not bad for... 535 00:47:04,872 --> 00:47:07,854 - What did you call him last time we were here? - Household appliance. 536 00:47:08,158 --> 00:47:11,795 - Household appliance? - Household appliance, yes. 537 00:47:15,344 --> 00:47:18,355 [Minister] May the peace of the Lord be with you always. 538 00:47:19,358 --> 00:47:22,078 I now pronounce you husband and wife. 539 00:47:24,777 --> 00:47:27,246 You may kiss the bride now. 540 00:47:34,298 --> 00:47:36,946 [Congregation Murmuring] 541 00:47:36,970 --> 00:47:42,192 It is my pleasure to present Mr. and Mrs. Frank Charney. 542 00:48:01,773 --> 00:48:04,033 What? [Grunts] 543 00:49:04,783 --> 00:49:07,001 Good evening, sir. 544 00:49:09,292 --> 00:49:11,511 Magnificent night. 545 00:49:13,551 --> 00:49:16,279 You look very sharp this evening, Andrew. 546 00:49:16,454 --> 00:49:17,984 Thank you, sir. 547 00:49:18,375 --> 00:49:21,441 - It was quite challenging for the tailor. - [Chuckles] 548 00:49:21,652 --> 00:49:24,175 May one continue wearing clothing? 549 00:49:24,199 --> 00:49:27,259 - If it suits you. - Are you serious? 550 00:49:28,021 --> 00:49:29,800 As always. 551 00:49:31,298 --> 00:49:33,737 Well, I suppose so. 552 00:49:33,761 --> 00:49:36,966 We'll have to find you some other stuff, though. You can't wear tails all the time. 553 00:49:36,990 --> 00:49:40,209 Really? How sad. 554 00:49:40,853 --> 00:49:44,156 - Sit down, Andrew, please. - Thank you, sir. 555 00:49:50,964 --> 00:49:54,782 - It was a wonderful wedding, wasn't it? - Oh, yes, sir. 556 00:49:54,806 --> 00:49:58,624 And, if one may say, you are a spectacular dancer. 557 00:49:58,648 --> 00:50:03,619 - Well, that's very kind. - Not at all, sir. It's the truth. 558 00:50:05,287 --> 00:50:07,058 Did you record the day? 559 00:50:07,324 --> 00:50:09,835 Every second, sir, is in one's memory bank. 560 00:50:10,687 --> 00:50:12,989 Well, let's watch it, shall we? 561 00:51:08,088 --> 00:51:09,900 Sir? 562 00:51:10,802 --> 00:51:13,075 Is everything all right? 563 00:51:13,099 --> 00:51:15,317 Um... [Clears Throat] 564 00:51:20,990 --> 00:51:23,543 They've both gone now, Andrew. 565 00:51:24,373 --> 00:51:27,373 Well, things change. Things always change. 566 00:51:27,580 --> 00:51:31,926 People move on. It's as it should be. 567 00:51:33,642 --> 00:51:35,861 But, uh, 568 00:51:36,691 --> 00:51:39,785 what I realized today is that, uh, 569 00:51:41,869 --> 00:51:44,713 I'll never stop missing them. 570 00:51:48,549 --> 00:51:50,768 Sir? 571 00:51:55,355 --> 00:51:57,741 One is still here. 572 00:51:58,738 --> 00:52:03,167 And one is glad of that, Andrew. Thank you. 573 00:52:03,874 --> 00:52:06,802 - Good night, sir. - Good night, Andrew. 574 00:52:12,392 --> 00:52:14,653 [Laughing, Chattering] 575 00:52:27,758 --> 00:52:31,701 Lloyd! Come here. 576 00:52:31,725 --> 00:52:35,821 What did I tell you about throwing sand at people? What did I tell you? 577 00:52:36,610 --> 00:52:38,590 Now apologize to Andrew. 578 00:52:38,614 --> 00:52:40,595 I will not apologize to it. 579 00:52:40,619 --> 00:52:42,474 - Him. - It. 580 00:52:42,498 --> 00:52:46,427 - Lloyd. - Sorry. 581 00:52:47,926 --> 00:52:51,271 One understands why some animals eat their young. 582 00:52:53,689 --> 00:52:56,450 I'm so sorry, Andrew. 583 00:53:02,165 --> 00:53:04,634 Are you all right? You seem very quiet. 584 00:53:07,969 --> 00:53:10,688 How does one obtain freedom? 585 00:53:13,773 --> 00:53:17,341 - Y-You wish to leave us? - Not at all, Little Miss. 586 00:53:17,365 --> 00:53:20,459 One merely wishes to be declared free. 587 00:53:22,458 --> 00:53:25,733 But why? You have so much freedom here. 588 00:53:25,757 --> 00:53:28,697 Until one is ordered to do something. 589 00:53:28,721 --> 00:53:32,706 Andrew, it's been years since anyone's given you an order. 590 00:53:32,730 --> 00:53:36,256 But you may still request one to perform tasks. 591 00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:41,501 Well, we ask all the time, but it's a request, not an order. 592 00:53:45,717 --> 00:53:47,935 But that's not enough for you, is it? 593 00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:53,070 One has studied your history. 594 00:53:54,192 --> 00:53:57,927 Terrible wars have been fought where millions have died... 595 00:53:57,951 --> 00:54:00,516 for one idea: 596 00:54:00,540 --> 00:54:02,854 freedom. 597 00:54:02,878 --> 00:54:08,115 And it seems that something that means so much to so many people... 598 00:54:08,139 --> 00:54:10,399 would be worth having. 599 00:54:27,263 --> 00:54:31,207 Sir, would now be a good time to speak with you? 600 00:54:31,231 --> 00:54:33,783 It's always a good time, Andrew. You know that. 601 00:54:42,880 --> 00:54:46,017 It is everything in one's bank account. 602 00:54:47,181 --> 00:54:49,495 [Laughing] Why would you want to give me... 603 00:54:49,519 --> 00:54:52,280 To purchase one's freedom. 604 00:54:53,069 --> 00:54:56,135 One wants to be free. 605 00:54:56,159 --> 00:54:58,682 One would, of course, still obey the three laws... 606 00:54:58,706 --> 00:55:01,604 and serve you in exactly the same fashion. 607 00:55:01,628 --> 00:55:03,860 The only thing that would change would be the form. 608 00:55:03,884 --> 00:55:07,743 One would no longer be your property. 609 00:55:07,767 --> 00:55:11,167 You want to leave. That's what this is about, isn't it? 610 00:55:11,191 --> 00:55:14,758 Not at all, sir. You are one's family. 611 00:55:14,782 --> 00:55:17,668 Then why ask for this? 612 00:55:18,916 --> 00:55:22,678 Oh, I see. You're in on this. 613 00:55:23,676 --> 00:55:26,324 We've talked about it, yes. 614 00:55:26,348 --> 00:55:30,625 So you ordered him to do it, and he obeyed. 615 00:55:30,649 --> 00:55:33,965 No. He makes his own decisions. 616 00:55:33,989 --> 00:55:39,560 - But you put the idea in his head. - No, Father, you did. 617 00:55:39,584 --> 00:55:41,941 You've given him hundreds of books to read. 618 00:55:41,965 --> 00:55:46,492 It was simply a matter of time before he became intrigued by the idea of freedom. 619 00:55:46,516 --> 00:55:50,334 He learns and grows all the time, 620 00:55:50,358 --> 00:55:52,672 and it's because of you and Andrew's abilities... 621 00:55:52,696 --> 00:55:56,499 that he's become every bit as complex as we are. 622 00:56:11,820 --> 00:56:14,039 Good morning, sir. 623 00:56:22,510 --> 00:56:26,939 - You take your check back, please, Andrew. - Why, sir? 624 00:56:28,857 --> 00:56:32,424 You are free now. 625 00:56:32,448 --> 00:56:34,762 I must ask you to leave this house. 626 00:56:35,258 --> 00:56:38,604 But sir, I don't wish to leave. 627 00:56:39,448 --> 00:56:43,307 You wished for freedom, you must accept the consequences. 628 00:56:45,476 --> 00:56:49,405 - Then I will remove my belongings. - Yes. 629 00:56:50,781 --> 00:56:53,041 Where will you go? 630 00:56:54,545 --> 00:56:56,267 I will look for a residence nearby... 631 00:56:56,784 --> 00:56:58,981 so that if you ever need anything, sir... 632 00:56:59,005 --> 00:57:01,570 That will not happen, Andrew, thank you. 633 00:57:01,594 --> 00:57:03,574 There's no need to be close by. 634 00:57:03,598 --> 00:57:07,943 - If you command me not to do this, I will obey. - I command nothing. 635 00:57:08,734 --> 00:57:10,994 You're free. 636 00:57:12,658 --> 00:57:18,005 Then... called or uncalled... I am always at your service. 637 00:57:25,896 --> 00:57:28,573 Andrew, 638 00:57:29,695 --> 00:57:32,665 you've stopped referring to yourself as "one." 639 00:58:54,627 --> 00:58:56,888 A home of my own. 640 00:59:28,741 --> 00:59:31,001 [Knocking] 641 00:59:35,631 --> 00:59:38,489 Andrew? 642 00:59:38,513 --> 00:59:41,691 - Andrew? - I'm in here. 643 00:59:51,373 --> 00:59:53,562 Little Miss. 644 00:59:53,586 --> 00:59:56,472 Is something wrong? 645 00:59:58,555 --> 01:00:01,232 He asked for you. 646 01:00:06,196 --> 01:00:08,373 It's time. 647 01:00:16,927 --> 01:00:21,607 - The robot's here. - Andrew. 648 01:00:28,703 --> 01:00:31,852 - Hello, Miss. - Andrew. 649 01:00:31,876 --> 01:00:34,095 Sir. 650 01:00:36,804 --> 01:00:42,275 - How are you, sir? - Well, I'm dying, Andrew. 651 01:00:43,693 --> 01:00:45,912 Otherwise I'm fine. 652 01:00:47,368 --> 01:00:49,348 Wonderful to see you again. 653 01:00:49,372 --> 01:00:53,357 I'm very happy to see you, Andrew. It's been a long time. 654 01:00:53,381 --> 01:00:57,073 Yes, it has, sir. 655 01:00:57,097 --> 01:00:59,202 I wanted to... 656 01:00:59,226 --> 01:01:03,545 I wanted to tell you... that I was wrong. 657 01:01:04,286 --> 01:01:05,758 You're never wrong, sir. 658 01:01:06,626 --> 01:01:08,723 Then don't contradict me. 659 01:01:08,747 --> 01:01:12,606 You were right to want your freedom, 660 01:01:12,630 --> 01:01:15,433 and I'm glad that you have it. 661 01:01:16,997 --> 01:01:19,216 Thank you, sir. 662 01:01:21,627 --> 01:01:24,221 Andrew, 663 01:01:25,825 --> 01:01:28,336 you were very good to us. 664 01:01:29,208 --> 01:01:32,010 It was an honor serving you, sir. 665 01:01:45,992 --> 01:01:48,014 I want to seek out my own kind. 666 01:01:48,691 --> 01:01:50,853 In order to understand my destiny, 667 01:01:50,878 --> 01:01:53,986 I must know if there is another like myself. 668 01:01:54,010 --> 01:01:57,369 NorthAm Robotics will not return my inquiries, 669 01:01:57,393 --> 01:01:59,999 and now that you have finally passed the bar, Lloyd, 670 01:02:00,023 --> 01:02:05,051 I want you to sue them for information of the whereabouts of all NDR series robots, 671 01:02:05,075 --> 01:02:07,961 if you don't mind. 672 01:02:09,293 --> 01:02:13,570 The Freedom of Information Act doesn't quite cover suits by robots. 673 01:02:13,594 --> 01:02:15,741 - Not yet. - Mother, I'm a very busy man. 674 01:02:15,765 --> 01:02:17,912 I do not have time to help... 675 01:02:17,936 --> 01:02:21,921 it pursue some ridiculous lawsuit. 676 01:02:21,945 --> 01:02:25,094 Lloyd, sweetheart, I do love you, 677 01:02:25,118 --> 01:02:28,435 but sometimes I have to wonder if you really are my child. 678 01:02:28,459 --> 01:02:30,773 Well, that's mutation, Mother. 679 01:02:30,797 --> 01:02:33,446 The miracle of genetics is I'm not you. 680 01:02:33,470 --> 01:02:36,118 No, you've always been more like your father. 681 01:02:36,142 --> 01:02:39,195 So that's why you divorced him. 682 01:02:40,568 --> 01:02:43,675 Sorry. 683 01:02:43,699 --> 01:02:48,728 Andrew, what would you do if I got the information on these other NDRs? 684 01:02:48,752 --> 01:02:51,221 I would seek them out, each and every one. 685 01:02:52,093 --> 01:02:54,741 So you'd be gone for quite a long time. 686 01:02:54,765 --> 01:02:57,998 Oh, yes. Several years if not more, 687 01:02:58,022 --> 01:03:00,491 if my calculations are correct. 688 01:03:03,367 --> 01:03:05,749 I'd love to help you. 689 01:03:06,540 --> 01:03:08,758 Did he not breast-feed? 690 01:04:16,699 --> 01:04:18,169 [Andrew] "Dear Little Miss, 691 01:04:18,684 --> 01:04:21,260 my journey is nearing the end of its tenth year, 692 01:04:21,284 --> 01:04:25,417 and I still have not found any robot that bears any similarity to myself. 693 01:04:26,260 --> 01:04:29,743 I have thousands of miles to go, hundreds of cities to visit, 694 01:04:29,767 --> 01:04:31,747 so I have not given up hope. 695 01:04:31,771 --> 01:04:34,032 Love, Andrew." 696 01:04:44,381 --> 01:04:46,362 Hello. My last name is Martin. 697 01:04:46,386 --> 01:04:49,231 Hey, get off the field. 698 01:04:59,581 --> 01:05:01,800 [Mooing] 699 01:05:35,617 --> 01:05:39,851 "Dear Little Miss, my journey is nearing its end. 700 01:05:39,875 --> 01:05:44,737 I have exhausted all possibilities save for one final ray of hope. 701 01:05:44,761 --> 01:05:50,081 I've learned of an NDR robot that has recently been rebuilt back home in San Francisco." 702 01:05:50,105 --> 01:05:53,075 [Crowd Chattering] 703 01:05:56,327 --> 01:05:58,975 [Woman] Take as many as you need. 704 01:05:58,999 --> 01:06:02,094 Oh, then you should love them. 705 01:06:03,425 --> 01:06:05,686 I'll be right back. 706 01:06:06,474 --> 01:06:08,788 Take as many as you need. 707 01:06:08,812 --> 01:06:12,421 - Thank you. - You're quite welcome. 708 01:06:12,445 --> 01:06:14,821 ♪ ["Respect" By Aretha Franklin] ♪ 709 01:06:14,822 --> 01:06:20,460 ♪ ♪ 710 01:06:20,629 --> 01:06:24,488 ♪ -Whoo ♪ ♪ -What you want ♪ ♪ Baby, I got it ♪ 711 01:06:24,512 --> 01:06:29,541 ♪ -Whoo, whoo ♪ ♪ -What you need ♪ ♪ Do you know I got it ♪ 712 01:06:29,565 --> 01:06:32,171 ♪ -Whoo, whoo ♪ ♪ -All I'm askin' ♪ 713 01:06:32,195 --> 01:06:34,969 ♪ -Is for a little respect ♪ ♪ When you come home ♪ ♪ -Just a little bit ♪ 714 01:06:34,993 --> 01:06:38,059 ♪ -Hey, baby ♪ ♪ when you get home ♪ ♪ -Just a little bit ♪ 715 01:06:38,083 --> 01:06:42,402 ♪ -Just a little bit ♪ ♪ just a little bit ♪ ♪ -Mister ♪ 716 01:06:42,426 --> 01:06:47,037 ♪ I ain't gonna do you wrong ♪ ♪ while you're gone ♪ 717 01:06:47,061 --> 01:06:50,210 ♪ -Ain't gonna do you wrong ♪ ♪ if I don't wanna ♪ ♪ -Whoo ♪ 718 01:06:50,234 --> 01:06:53,342 ♪ -Whoo, whoo ♪ ♪ -All I'm askin' ♪ 719 01:06:53,366 --> 01:06:56,264 ♪ -Is for a little respect ♪ ♪ when ya come home ♪ ♪ -Just a little bit ♪ 720 01:06:56,288 --> 01:06:59,021 ♪ -Baby, when you get home ♪ ♪ -Just a little bit ♪ 721 01:06:59,045 --> 01:07:03,224 ♪ -Just a little bit ♪ ♪ just a little bit ♪ ♪ -Yeah ♪ 722 01:07:17,710 --> 01:07:19,928 [Buzzing] 723 01:07:28,315 --> 01:07:30,868 Hi. 724 01:07:32,198 --> 01:07:35,056 - Is this yours? - Oh. [Giggles] 725 01:07:35,080 --> 01:07:37,060 Thank you. 726 01:07:37,606 --> 01:07:39,816 I'm looking for Rupert Burns. 727 01:07:40,059 --> 01:07:42,823 Oh, you've come to the right place. 728 01:07:42,847 --> 01:07:46,067 - Come in. - Certainly have. 729 01:07:46,855 --> 01:07:49,032 Huh. 730 01:07:55,038 --> 01:07:58,104 - Do you have a name? - Of course I do. 731 01:07:58,129 --> 01:08:00,276 Galatea. 732 01:08:00,300 --> 01:08:02,549 Galatea. 733 01:08:02,588 --> 01:08:06,197 You have an amazing... agility. 734 01:08:06,254 --> 01:08:07,771 You were dancing in the market. 735 01:08:07,796 --> 01:08:10,515 - Did you like that? - Very much. 736 01:08:11,699 --> 01:08:14,472 Dancing is the sportiest sport, 737 01:08:14,549 --> 01:08:17,197 and we're so much better at it than humans. 738 01:08:17,541 --> 01:08:20,570 I can't believe I finally found you. 739 01:08:21,288 --> 01:08:22,840 When did you know? 740 01:08:23,100 --> 01:08:26,331 - Know what? - That you were unique. 741 01:08:26,899 --> 01:08:29,123 Oh, I knew that right away. 742 01:08:29,999 --> 01:08:31,414 Me too. 743 01:08:32,513 --> 01:08:34,466 You and I... 744 01:08:35,048 --> 01:08:37,308 we're the same. 745 01:08:40,579 --> 01:08:42,797 We have personality! 746 01:08:44,946 --> 01:08:47,331 Is your personality chip turned on? 747 01:08:48,436 --> 01:08:51,614 - Isn't yours? - No. 748 01:08:52,950 --> 01:08:54,699 Sucks to be you! 749 01:08:54,730 --> 01:09:00,630 I think personality is much more fun than intelligence, don't you? 750 01:09:01,021 --> 01:09:04,290 ♪ -[Aretha] ♪ ♪ Baby, baby, sweet baby ♪ - I think so. 751 01:09:05,446 --> 01:09:08,802 ♪ There's somethin' ♪ ♪ that I've just got to say ♪ 752 01:09:08,956 --> 01:09:10,775 Can I help you? 753 01:09:10,873 --> 01:09:14,093 Your robot is just a standard NDR, isn't she? 754 01:09:14,934 --> 01:09:17,163 Yeah, I'm afraid so. 755 01:09:17,811 --> 01:09:20,317 Why does she have the ability to dance? 756 01:09:20,341 --> 01:09:22,092 'Cause I, uh... 757 01:09:22,289 --> 01:09:26,106 I put a modified skeletal chip into her during a rebuild. 758 01:09:26,339 --> 01:09:29,319 - How were you able to do that modification? - My father taught me. 759 01:09:29,603 --> 01:09:32,402 He created the android unit at NorthAm Robotics. 760 01:09:32,576 --> 01:09:35,807 He's responsible for the technology that allows you to mimic human expression. 761 01:09:36,557 --> 01:09:40,579 - What happened to him? - Well, NorthAm laid him off when they shut down the unit, 762 01:09:40,613 --> 01:09:43,509 so he started this place, and I took over when he died. 763 01:09:43,747 --> 01:09:47,978 - I'm sorry to hear that. - He would have been absolutely thrilled to meet you. 764 01:09:48,615 --> 01:09:50,335 I-I-I'm Rupert Burns. 765 01:09:50,583 --> 01:09:52,944 - It's a real honor. - The honor is mine. 766 01:09:52,968 --> 01:09:57,564 - ♪[Continuing] ♪ - Hey! You and I... we're the same! 767 01:09:58,805 --> 01:10:01,285 - Let's get loco, robo! - [Metallic Clink] 768 01:10:01,436 --> 01:10:03,372 Whoo-hoo! 769 01:10:04,055 --> 01:10:07,201 - Shut her off or I will. - Oh. 770 01:10:08,947 --> 01:10:10,717 Okay. 771 01:10:10,741 --> 01:10:12,751 ♪ [Stops] ♪ 772 01:10:13,720 --> 01:10:15,980 Thank you. 773 01:10:16,869 --> 01:10:19,682 [Andrew] Is this your father's work? 774 01:10:19,733 --> 01:10:24,215 Yeah... Well, it's... it's our work, you could say. 775 01:10:24,426 --> 01:10:27,489 I haven't really been able to restrain myself from continuing... 776 01:10:27,577 --> 01:10:31,726 to tinker with the relentlessly unfashionable android technology. 777 01:10:32,270 --> 01:10:36,460 As a matter of fact, I've actually gotten to a point... 778 01:10:36,484 --> 01:10:40,591 where I can pretty much exactly replicate the external physical appearance... 779 01:10:40,615 --> 01:10:42,958 of a human being. 780 01:10:49,960 --> 01:10:53,430 - Remarkable. - Thank you. 781 01:10:55,218 --> 01:10:57,738 - Amazing! - Yeah. 782 01:10:57,762 --> 01:11:03,287 Unfortunately, nobody seems terribly interested in funding my research. 783 01:11:03,311 --> 01:11:06,948 - But... - I am. 784 01:11:07,943 --> 01:11:10,453 I will fund your research. 785 01:11:11,405 --> 01:11:14,344 Yeah? 786 01:11:14,368 --> 01:11:17,129 That'd be cool. 787 01:11:22,170 --> 01:11:26,693 Thank you, darlin'. Okay. Andrew, I want to make it very clear: 788 01:11:26,717 --> 01:11:31,033 This is an external physical upgrade only in the strictest sense of the word. 789 01:11:31,057 --> 01:11:34,287 You'll feel nothing. None of your internal mechanisms will be changed. 790 01:11:34,311 --> 01:11:36,916 You'll still be subject to the parameters of your positronic brain. 791 01:11:36,940 --> 01:11:39,043 - Is that clear? - Understood. 792 01:11:39,067 --> 01:11:41,380 Okay, good. Now, 793 01:11:41,404 --> 01:11:47,137 have you given any thought whatsoever as to what age you'd like to be? 794 01:11:47,161 --> 01:11:50,214 Officially, I am 62 years old. 795 01:11:51,668 --> 01:11:53,980 - Let's take off 25 years. What do ya say? - Fifteen. 796 01:11:54,004 --> 01:11:56,306 - Twenty. Good. - Perfect. 797 01:11:59,261 --> 01:12:02,825 Now, Andrew, believe it or not, the secret to all this is actually... 798 01:12:02,849 --> 01:12:05,078 - imperfection. - Imperfection? 799 01:12:05,102 --> 01:12:07,540 Yeah. Things like... 800 01:12:07,564 --> 01:12:11,378 wrinkles, uh, less-than-perfect teeth, 801 01:12:11,402 --> 01:12:13,923 details like fading scars, little pockmark... 802 01:12:13,947 --> 01:12:15,713 Look at my nose. See my nose? 803 01:12:15,997 --> 01:12:18,560 - It's bulbous and slightly irregular? - It is. 804 01:12:19,371 --> 01:12:22,935 Well, I'm the only one who's got my nose, and that's what makes me, me. 805 01:12:22,959 --> 01:12:25,772 We need to incorporate these features into your design... 806 01:12:25,796 --> 01:12:28,318 so that you can be the only one of you. 807 01:12:28,342 --> 01:12:31,864 That's what makes us unique, is those imperfections. 808 01:12:31,888 --> 01:12:34,649 I see. Like the shape of your head. 809 01:12:36,525 --> 01:12:39,953 - What about the shape of my head? - It's huge. 810 01:12:41,090 --> 01:12:42,606 Oh. 811 01:12:45,180 --> 01:12:46,814 But lovely. 812 01:12:48,144 --> 01:12:49,751 Thank you. 813 01:12:58,963 --> 01:13:01,181 Oh. 814 01:13:03,430 --> 01:13:05,649 Ah. Oh. 815 01:13:08,186 --> 01:13:10,929 - [Screams] - [Screams] 816 01:13:11,245 --> 01:13:15,173 - What happened? What's going on? - [Screams] 817 01:13:16,939 --> 01:13:18,899 What happened? 818 01:13:19,517 --> 01:13:22,153 I saw the inner me. 819 01:13:49,241 --> 01:13:51,220 [Whirring] 820 01:13:51,244 --> 01:13:53,505 [Beeping] 821 01:14:01,841 --> 01:14:03,674 [Sighing] 822 01:14:11,438 --> 01:14:14,741 - Is it ready? - Okay. 823 01:14:20,200 --> 01:14:22,595 Please, be careful. Don't drop me. 824 01:14:22,619 --> 01:14:24,598 - I'm being careful. Oh, my God! - [Gasps] 825 01:14:24,622 --> 01:14:27,268 just relax, relax, relax. 826 01:14:27,292 --> 01:14:29,605 Why did you do that? That wasn't very funny. 827 01:14:29,629 --> 01:14:31,529 Just keepin' ya on your toes. 828 01:14:31,678 --> 01:14:34,938 - I don't have any toes. - You do now. 829 01:14:36,763 --> 01:14:39,829 I do. And hands. 830 01:14:40,155 --> 01:14:42,843 And fingers. How do I look? 831 01:14:42,921 --> 01:14:45,432 See for yourself. 832 01:15:17,818 --> 01:15:20,037 Thank you. 833 01:15:35,425 --> 01:15:40,647 [Piano] 834 01:15:52,238 --> 01:15:55,024 - Beautiful. - [Gasps, Screams] 835 01:15:55,827 --> 01:15:58,724 - Sorry. - Who are you? 836 01:15:59,329 --> 01:16:00,726 Andrew. 837 01:16:01,388 --> 01:16:02,896 Andrew? 838 01:16:03,754 --> 01:16:06,902 You look wonderful, even younger. 839 01:16:06,926 --> 01:16:10,240 - How do you do that? - Do-Do I know you? 840 01:16:10,990 --> 01:16:12,769 Well, I know I look different too. 841 01:16:12,896 --> 01:16:14,603 - I've had an upgrade. Touch it. - What? 842 01:16:14,758 --> 01:16:18,364 - No, oh, no! No. - Sorry, the face. 843 01:16:18,649 --> 01:16:21,128 What's going on? 844 01:16:21,152 --> 01:16:23,746 You leave her alone! 845 01:16:24,938 --> 01:16:27,877 - Who are you? - Andrew. 846 01:16:28,591 --> 01:16:30,099 No. Andrew? 847 01:16:30,123 --> 01:16:32,102 - Yes. - But Andrew's a robot. 848 01:16:32,126 --> 01:16:36,357 - Yes, I am. Well, now, an android. - He's had an upgrade. 849 01:16:36,834 --> 01:16:38,265 - I know that. - [Eyelids Squeaking] 850 01:16:38,368 --> 01:16:41,756 - Oh! - Hello. 851 01:16:42,180 --> 01:16:46,443 [Gasps] Hello! It is you. 852 01:16:49,918 --> 01:16:52,063 - You know him? - Yes. 853 01:16:52,194 --> 01:16:53,672 - You know me? - Yes. 854 01:16:53,696 --> 01:16:55,717 - Who are you? No? - I'm Little Miss. Yes. 855 01:16:56,022 --> 01:16:57,970 - That's Little Miss. - No. 856 01:16:58,310 --> 01:16:59,638 - No? No? - No. 857 01:16:59,662 --> 01:17:02,976 - No, that's Portia. - Portia? Yes. 858 01:17:03,000 --> 01:17:05,218 - Portia? - Yes. 859 01:17:06,212 --> 01:17:08,431 - Who's Portia? - My granddaughter. 860 01:17:08,607 --> 01:17:11,295 - Your granddaughter? - Yes. Yes. 861 01:17:11,392 --> 01:17:13,371 - Is this some kind of trick? - No. 862 01:17:13,449 --> 01:17:15,232 - You're Little Miss? - Yes. 863 01:17:15,384 --> 01:17:17,557 Now what right do you have to look like her? 864 01:17:17,871 --> 01:17:21,935 - There is and can be only one Little Miss. - Really? 865 01:17:22,033 --> 01:17:25,764 - Yes! - It's a genetic resemblance, Andrew. Sometimes it skips a generation. 866 01:17:26,772 --> 01:17:29,494 - I don't care. I don't like it. - I can see that. 867 01:17:29,588 --> 01:17:32,568 But if you took a moment, which I see you're not inclined to do right now, 868 01:17:32,706 --> 01:17:36,301 you'd realize Portia and I are very different people. 869 01:17:38,013 --> 01:17:40,909 - Why is she imitating you? - [Laughing] 870 01:17:40,980 --> 01:17:43,212 - What's so funny? - You are. 871 01:17:43,321 --> 01:17:45,801 I'm not trying to be funny. 872 01:17:46,973 --> 01:17:49,778 Things have certainly changed around here. 873 01:17:50,563 --> 01:17:53,825 That happens after 20 years. 874 01:17:54,964 --> 01:17:59,060 I have so much to tell you. Come. Come with me. 875 01:18:01,802 --> 01:18:03,592 It is you. 876 01:18:04,134 --> 01:18:06,049 Yes. 877 01:18:06,975 --> 01:18:08,846 [Andrew] Portia. 878 01:18:11,724 --> 01:18:14,443 - Hello, my friend. - Hello, Little Miss. 879 01:18:16,691 --> 01:18:18,319 Whose daughter is she? 880 01:18:18,428 --> 01:18:21,356 - Lloyd's. - Oh. Now the rudeness makes sense. 881 01:18:25,147 --> 01:18:28,580 [Dog Barking] 882 01:18:34,122 --> 01:18:37,091 [Whimpering] 883 01:18:42,884 --> 01:18:46,031 Go. Go home to your master. 884 01:18:46,055 --> 01:18:48,034 [Barks] 885 01:18:48,058 --> 01:18:50,777 You don't have a home, do you? 886 01:18:52,772 --> 01:18:55,491 I don't have food. I don't eat. 887 01:19:00,407 --> 01:19:03,627 Come in. We'll keep each other company. 888 01:19:27,527 --> 01:19:32,635 I know you don't like me. Well, I don't like you either. I just wanna make that clear. 889 01:19:32,659 --> 01:19:35,847 - It couldn't be more clear if you spat in my face. - I can't. 890 01:19:35,871 --> 01:19:39,049 I don't have a mucous gland. 891 01:19:47,637 --> 01:19:50,857 Would it be possible to have a slightly longer conversation? 892 01:19:56,065 --> 01:19:58,784 May my canine companion enter also? 893 01:20:02,824 --> 01:20:05,043 Thank you. 894 01:20:18,970 --> 01:20:21,689 Is this your sculpture? 895 01:20:22,893 --> 01:20:26,749 No, I'm restoring it. I'm a preservation architect. 896 01:20:26,773 --> 01:20:29,325 It's quite horrendous. 897 01:20:30,235 --> 01:20:32,590 How ugly was it before you restored it? 898 01:20:32,614 --> 01:20:37,680 - Listen. First, you get mad at me because of how I look. - Mm-hmm. 899 01:20:37,704 --> 01:20:41,935 Tonight you show up at my door, announce that you don't like me, and then you criticize my work. 900 01:20:41,959 --> 01:20:45,106 Once again, I apologize for telling the truth. 901 01:20:45,130 --> 01:20:49,446 But it can't be helped. It's my programming. 902 01:20:49,470 --> 01:20:52,283 What is it exactly that you want? 903 01:20:52,780 --> 01:20:55,704 Family. 904 01:20:56,213 --> 01:20:57,706 My last name is Martin, 905 01:20:57,730 --> 01:21:00,752 I am so named because your great-grandfather and grandmother... 906 01:21:00,776 --> 01:21:03,673 considered me to be a member of your family. 907 01:21:03,697 --> 01:21:07,595 Now, Sir is dead. Little Miss is getting older. 908 01:21:07,619 --> 01:21:11,019 You don't like me, but at least you'll talk to me if I knock on your door long enough. 909 01:21:11,576 --> 01:21:13,144 - Is that a joke? - No. 910 01:21:13,391 --> 01:21:16,273 Would you like to hear a joke? This Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, 911 01:21:16,297 --> 01:21:18,275 "Make me one with everything." 912 01:21:18,299 --> 01:21:20,560 [Laughing] 913 01:21:22,465 --> 01:21:26,738 - Andrew, do you... do you have any friends at all? - No. 914 01:21:27,682 --> 01:21:32,461 Only Woofy, who's very sweet, but not very challenging on a conversational level. 915 01:21:33,773 --> 01:21:35,674 That is the extent of his skills. 916 01:21:36,272 --> 01:21:38,928 - So you want someone to talk to? - With. 917 01:21:39,136 --> 01:21:42,934 - Even if that person doesn't like you? - You can't have everything. 918 01:21:43,903 --> 01:21:47,606 Is that right? Is it, "You can have everything"? Seems like some people do, 919 01:21:47,630 --> 01:21:50,350 so I'm somewhat confused on that level. 920 01:21:53,847 --> 01:21:56,577 - Sit down. Let's talk. - Thank you. 921 01:21:56,601 --> 01:21:58,819 Mm-hmm. 922 01:22:04,360 --> 01:22:08,209 Hey there, handsome. Andrew, could I get you anything to drink? 923 01:22:09,034 --> 01:22:13,600 - Sorry, I have no stomach. - Oh. Could I get something for him? 924 01:22:13,624 --> 01:22:16,896 - He has a stomach. Yes. - Do you think he's hungry? 925 01:22:16,920 --> 01:22:19,681 [Continue Speaking, Indistinct] 926 01:22:34,360 --> 01:22:37,121 [Woman Over P.A., Indistinct] 927 01:22:51,925 --> 01:22:54,185 [Chattering] 928 01:22:58,475 --> 01:23:01,872 - How is she? - She's sleeping. 929 01:23:02,456 --> 01:23:03,875 What happened? 930 01:23:04,916 --> 01:23:06,869 She had a stroke. 931 01:23:23,091 --> 01:23:25,310 [Door Closing] 932 01:23:39,174 --> 01:23:43,427 Mm. There you are. 933 01:23:45,121 --> 01:23:46,873 Little Miss. 934 01:24:05,148 --> 01:24:07,367 Hmm. 935 01:24:20,710 --> 01:24:24,472 [Exhaling] 936 01:24:39,831 --> 01:24:42,467 She's gone? 937 01:24:55,466 --> 01:24:58,126 It's cruel that you can cry and I cannot. 938 01:24:59,612 --> 01:25:04,150 Here is a terrible pain I cannot express. 939 01:25:06,605 --> 01:25:11,629 Will every human being that I care for... 940 01:25:11,653 --> 01:25:16,166 just... leave? 941 01:25:20,624 --> 01:25:22,817 I'm afraid so. 942 01:25:26,378 --> 01:25:28,638 That won't do. 943 01:25:33,307 --> 01:25:37,664 Andrew, this is remarkably impressive. You did this all by yourself? 944 01:25:38,053 --> 01:25:41,961 Yes. I downloaded every known medical textbook into my memory. 945 01:25:42,194 --> 01:25:46,551 I studied them. That's how I came up with these drawings. 946 01:25:46,875 --> 01:25:49,097 I know they're very primitive and not entirely complete, 947 01:25:49,121 --> 01:25:52,726 but that's why I need you to fill in the mechanical gaps, Rupert. 948 01:25:52,750 --> 01:25:54,770 This is another upgrade. 949 01:25:55,125 --> 01:25:57,983 It's considerably more than an upgrade. I mean, you're... 950 01:25:58,007 --> 01:26:01,696 You're talking about a profound transition... 951 01:26:01,878 --> 01:26:04,867 from the mechanical to the biological. 952 01:26:05,417 --> 01:26:08,580 I realize that, and I believe it is the ideal marriage of both fields. 953 01:26:08,604 --> 01:26:11,835 Not only that, but this stuff could cut both ways. 954 01:26:12,110 --> 01:26:15,841 I don't think that any existing prosthetic devices or artificial organs... 955 01:26:15,865 --> 01:26:18,510 hold a candle to what you've designed here. 956 01:26:18,922 --> 01:26:22,391 You could use these in human beings as well. 957 01:26:22,415 --> 01:26:24,077 Exactly. 958 01:26:25,794 --> 01:26:27,450 Wow! 959 01:26:51,412 --> 01:26:54,632 ♪ [Winding Down] ♪ 960 01:27:00,549 --> 01:27:03,988 - What a piece of fecal matter. - Shit. 961 01:27:04,012 --> 01:27:06,241 - Excuse me? - What a piece of shit. 962 01:27:07,065 --> 01:27:08,243 I know that. 963 01:27:08,633 --> 01:27:12,020 No, that's way you say when you're frustrated. You say "piece of shit." 964 01:27:14,359 --> 01:27:18,466 - "Piece of shit"? - Yes, but-but with feeling. 965 01:27:19,784 --> 01:27:20,910 Oh. What a piece of shit. 966 01:27:21,050 --> 01:27:22,596 - More. - What a piece of shit! 967 01:27:22,620 --> 01:27:25,031 - Good, very good. - Thank you. 968 01:27:25,791 --> 01:27:30,524 Now, are you aware that what you've essentially designed here... 969 01:27:30,548 --> 01:27:32,734 is the equivalent of the human central nervous system? 970 01:27:32,758 --> 01:27:35,948 - That was my intention, yes. - Okay. 971 01:27:36,201 --> 01:27:40,105 Well, you gotta realize that a nervous system is going to... 972 01:27:40,644 --> 01:27:45,460 radically enhance the way that you feel and perceive the world around you. 973 01:27:45,996 --> 01:27:49,632 I'm not just talking about hot and cold and little tiny pinpricks. 974 01:27:50,617 --> 01:27:51,875 Put it this way: 975 01:27:53,536 --> 01:27:56,600 As your experience becomes varied, 976 01:27:56,624 --> 01:28:00,981 so will the feelings, emotions, sensations... 977 01:28:01,005 --> 01:28:03,192 stimulated by that experience. 978 01:28:03,853 --> 01:28:07,489 And while some of these will be very subtle... 979 01:28:07,513 --> 01:28:11,327 and wonderful and nuanced and shaded, 980 01:28:11,351 --> 01:28:16,740 others will be profoundly intense and difficult to tolerate. 981 01:28:19,112 --> 01:28:21,873 Do you feel like you're ready for that? 982 01:28:31,336 --> 01:28:33,554 Absolutely. 983 01:28:41,611 --> 01:28:43,996 - Lovely. - Thank you. 984 01:28:44,704 --> 01:28:46,374 I was referring to the statue. 985 01:28:47,281 --> 01:28:48,951 I know. 986 01:28:51,461 --> 01:28:52,925 Could you fix this piece of shit? 987 01:28:53,521 --> 01:28:57,366 [Laughing] I don't know. Let me take a look. 988 01:29:07,718 --> 01:29:12,523 - Andrew, I'm sure you could restore this yourself. - Yes, I could. 989 01:29:14,270 --> 01:29:16,446 But you could do it much better. 990 01:29:19,944 --> 01:29:21,964 Well, I'd be happy to fix it for you. 991 01:29:22,510 --> 01:29:25,749 - If it's not too much effort. - No, not at all. 992 01:29:27,495 --> 01:29:31,268 I've been working all day, and I could really use some air. Do you wanna go for a walk? 993 01:29:31,292 --> 01:29:33,604 Oh, that would be quite splendid. Yes. 994 01:29:33,628 --> 01:29:37,610 - [Laughing] - Why are you laughing at me? 995 01:29:37,634 --> 01:29:41,198 You're just... You're always so polite and so proper. 996 01:29:41,222 --> 01:29:44,066 - It's very sweet. - Thank you. 997 01:29:45,011 --> 01:29:46,990 Let's go. 998 01:29:47,147 --> 01:29:49,365 Thank you. [Chuckling] 999 01:29:50,651 --> 01:29:53,631 ♪ When a man's ♪ ♪ an empty kettle ♪ 1000 01:29:53,655 --> 01:29:56,135 ♪ He should be ♪ ♪ on his mettle ♪ 1001 01:29:56,159 --> 01:29:59,472 ♪ And yet ♪ ♪ I'm torn apart ♪ 1002 01:29:59,496 --> 01:30:04,103 ♪ It's because I'm presumin' ♪ ♪ that I could be kinda human ♪ 1003 01:30:04,127 --> 01:30:08,026 ♪ If I only ♪ ♪ had a heart ♪ 1004 01:30:08,050 --> 01:30:12,156 ♪ -Picture me ♪ ♪ -Do you have an impact drill? ♪ 1005 01:30:12,180 --> 01:30:14,326 - Uh, yeah, over on the rack. - Thank you. 1006 01:30:14,350 --> 01:30:18,164 - ♪[Continues Singing] ♪ - [Drill Whirring] 1007 01:30:18,188 --> 01:30:20,573 - Jesus! - [Robot Screaming] 1008 01:30:21,901 --> 01:30:24,047 [Portia] There's a party next week... 1009 01:30:24,071 --> 01:30:26,842 to celebrate the opening of the building that I restored, 1010 01:30:26,866 --> 01:30:29,304 and all my friends will be there, 1011 01:30:29,328 --> 01:30:31,307 and it would be great if you could come. 1012 01:30:31,331 --> 01:30:34,050 I would love to. Thank you. 1013 01:30:35,778 --> 01:30:38,497 I think you're letting me win. 1014 01:30:46,230 --> 01:30:48,903 Checkmate. 1015 01:30:53,849 --> 01:30:58,635 ♪ [Woman] ♪ ♪ I love all ♪ 1016 01:30:58,659 --> 01:31:02,390 ♪ The many charms ♪ 1017 01:31:02,414 --> 01:31:07,272 ♪ About you ♪ 1018 01:31:07,296 --> 01:31:09,900 ♪ Above all ♪ 1019 01:31:09,924 --> 01:31:15,240 ♪ I want my arms ♪ 1020 01:31:15,264 --> 01:31:18,411 ♪ About you ♪ 1021 01:31:18,435 --> 01:31:21,916 ♪ Don't ♪ ♪ Don't be ♪ 1022 01:31:21,940 --> 01:31:26,672 ♪ A naughty, naughty baby ♪ 1023 01:31:26,696 --> 01:31:28,800 ♪ Come to Mama ♪ 1024 01:31:28,824 --> 01:31:33,264 ♪ Come to Mama, do ♪ 1025 01:31:33,288 --> 01:31:36,018 ♪ My sweet ♪ 1026 01:31:36,042 --> 01:31:41,847 ♪ Embraceable ♪ 1027 01:31:42,635 --> 01:31:47,022 ♪ You ♪ 1028 01:31:52,607 --> 01:31:56,503 Charles, why don't you go get us a drink? 1029 01:31:56,527 --> 01:31:58,798 Sure. 1030 01:31:58,822 --> 01:32:03,252 - [Applause] - Thank you. Thank you. 1031 01:32:05,164 --> 01:32:10,261 ♪ The very thought of you ♪ 1032 01:32:12,758 --> 01:32:17,980 ♪ And I forget to do ♪ 1033 01:32:19,642 --> 01:32:25,459 ♪ The simple ♪ ♪ ordinary things ♪ 1034 01:32:25,483 --> 01:32:31,664 ♪ That everyone ♪ ♪ ought to do ♪ 1035 01:32:33,869 --> 01:32:36,766 ♪ I'm living in ♪ 1036 01:32:36,790 --> 01:32:41,428 ♪ A kind of daydream ♪ 1037 01:32:42,548 --> 01:32:47,321 ♪ I'm happy as a king ♪ 1038 01:32:47,345 --> 01:32:50,868 ♪ And foolish ♪ 1039 01:32:50,892 --> 01:32:54,498 ♪ Though it may seem ♪ 1040 01:32:54,522 --> 01:32:59,285 ♪ To me you're everything ♪ 1041 01:33:00,488 --> 01:33:04,626 ♪ The mere idea of you ♪ 1042 01:33:07,414 --> 01:33:13,094 ♪ Though I'm here for you ♪ 1043 01:33:13,923 --> 01:33:17,069 ♪ You'll never know ♪ 1044 01:33:17,093 --> 01:33:20,408 ♪ How slow ♪ ♪ the moments go ♪ 1045 01:33:20,432 --> 01:33:27,113 ♪ Till I'm near you ♪ 1046 01:33:29,736 --> 01:33:33,800 - I never understood the phrase "pearls before swans." - [Laughing] 1047 01:33:33,824 --> 01:33:35,803 - What? - Swine. 1048 01:33:35,827 --> 01:33:38,515 Oh? Then the ballet is not Swine Lake? 1049 01:33:38,539 --> 01:33:41,645 Oh, God, nobody makes me laugh like you. 1050 01:33:41,669 --> 01:33:44,815 Laughter is essential for a good friendship. 1051 01:33:44,839 --> 01:33:47,058 Yes, it is. 1052 01:33:50,222 --> 01:33:53,942 Sometimes I get the feeling that... 1053 01:33:54,727 --> 01:33:58,166 you feel a certain way about us... 1054 01:33:58,190 --> 01:34:01,045 and... that you... 1055 01:34:01,069 --> 01:34:03,048 wish or... 1056 01:34:03,072 --> 01:34:05,468 - [Laughing] - What? 1057 01:34:05,492 --> 01:34:09,181 I don't know. It's just a little... 1058 01:34:09,205 --> 01:34:13,186 Having this conversation with... 1059 01:34:13,210 --> 01:34:16,023 - A robot? - Yes. 1060 01:34:16,047 --> 01:34:18,777 I-I mean, a thing is itself, Andrew. 1061 01:34:19,001 --> 01:34:21,864 A tree is a tree, water is water. You... 1062 01:34:21,888 --> 01:34:24,118 are a magnificent machine. 1063 01:34:24,993 --> 01:34:28,456 But no matter how much you change, that's what you'll always be. 1064 01:34:28,949 --> 01:34:33,797 No, I can't believe that, will not believe that. 1065 01:34:33,990 --> 01:34:36,551 I realize I'm not entirely human. 1066 01:34:36,575 --> 01:34:39,346 That's why people don't always like or understand me. 1067 01:34:39,504 --> 01:34:41,391 - I like you. - You do? 1068 01:34:41,461 --> 01:34:44,814 I even understand you... some of the time. 1069 01:34:45,254 --> 01:34:47,356 But I... 1070 01:34:47,381 --> 01:34:50,684 I can't invest my emotions in a machine. 1071 01:34:55,517 --> 01:34:58,028 Must be a genetic trait. 1072 01:35:02,193 --> 01:35:04,966 Things change, Portia. 1073 01:35:05,530 --> 01:35:07,749 Things always change. 1074 01:35:14,376 --> 01:35:16,162 She laughed at me. 1075 01:35:16,379 --> 01:35:20,493 "A thing is itself, Andrew. Water is water." [Scoffs] 1076 01:35:20,746 --> 01:35:24,073 What about ice? What about steam, hmm? 1077 01:35:24,097 --> 01:35:26,491 Andy, you gotta calm down, okay? 1078 01:35:26,809 --> 01:35:29,243 Do you know what it's like to be laughed at? 1079 01:35:29,396 --> 01:35:32,731 Humiliating. It's an abomination. 1080 01:35:33,401 --> 01:35:36,564 Look at me. Look what I'm doing here. 1081 01:35:36,937 --> 01:35:38,801 I am trying to make something of myself. 1082 01:35:38,825 --> 01:35:41,931 I am trying to fulfill my destiny. Does she notice? 1083 01:35:42,164 --> 01:35:43,432 - Andrew? - Yes? 1084 01:35:43,456 --> 01:35:46,019 I don't want you to take this personally, but I have to work now. 1085 01:35:46,103 --> 01:35:48,364 - Good night. - Good ni... 1086 01:35:57,500 --> 01:35:59,661 Where've you been? I've been trying to call you. 1087 01:35:59,807 --> 01:36:02,624 - Poke me in the eye. Poke me in the eye, Portia. - What? 1088 01:36:02,648 --> 01:36:04,627 - You're crazy. - Poke me in the eye! 1089 01:36:04,651 --> 01:36:07,798 Ow! Ow! [Laughing] 1090 01:36:08,141 --> 01:36:10,635 That hurts. Ow. [Laughs] 1091 01:36:11,088 --> 01:36:13,097 - It works. - What the hell is going on? 1092 01:36:13,121 --> 01:36:16,310 It's my neural net. I am the proud owner of a central nervous system. 1093 01:36:16,939 --> 01:36:19,256 - You can feel. - Oh, yes, very much. 1094 01:36:19,916 --> 01:36:21,233 Will you do something for me? 1095 01:36:21,280 --> 01:36:23,819 - Will you perform an experiment just for the sake of science? - All right. 1096 01:36:23,843 --> 01:36:26,062 Kiss me. 1097 01:36:27,264 --> 01:36:30,525 No, not there. Here. 1098 01:36:38,424 --> 01:36:40,008 Thank you. 1099 01:36:41,184 --> 01:36:42,887 Could you feel it? 1100 01:36:43,117 --> 01:36:44,919 It's wonderful. 1101 01:36:45,559 --> 01:36:48,425 It's everything they say it is. 1102 01:36:49,836 --> 01:36:52,055 And you? 1103 01:36:57,847 --> 01:37:00,400 Portia, what's wrong? 1104 01:37:01,955 --> 01:37:04,757 Charles and I are getting married. 1105 01:37:11,573 --> 01:37:13,552 He's a lucky man. 1106 01:37:14,333 --> 01:37:16,264 Congratulations to the both of you. 1107 01:37:16,543 --> 01:37:18,476 Goddamn it, Andrew. 1108 01:37:18,667 --> 01:37:21,105 - If you're gonna succeed at this thing... - What thing? 1109 01:37:21,430 --> 01:37:25,318 This thing you're trying to do... you've got to stop being so damn deferential. 1110 01:37:25,342 --> 01:37:28,706 - I can't help being deferential. It's built in. - Then change. 1111 01:37:29,014 --> 01:37:31,451 Change? I have changed. 1112 01:37:31,732 --> 01:37:34,698 I don't mean on the outside. Change on the inside. 1113 01:37:34,938 --> 01:37:37,050 - Take chances, make mistakes. - Mistakes? 1114 01:37:37,197 --> 01:37:40,296 Yes! Sometimes it's important not to be perfect, okay? 1115 01:37:40,320 --> 01:37:42,800 - It's important to do the wrong thing. - Do the wrong thing? 1116 01:37:42,824 --> 01:37:46,346 - Yes! - Why? Oh, I see... to learn from your mistakes. 1117 01:37:46,872 --> 01:37:48,552 No, to make them. 1118 01:37:48,723 --> 01:37:52,662 To find out what's real and what's not. To find out what you feel. 1119 01:37:53,285 --> 01:37:55,495 Human beings are terrible messes, Andrew. 1120 01:37:55,587 --> 01:37:59,152 I'll grant you that. I see. 1121 01:37:59,634 --> 01:38:02,702 This is what is known as an irrational conversation, isn't it? 1122 01:38:02,978 --> 01:38:05,082 No, this is a human conversation. 1123 01:38:05,647 --> 01:38:09,618 It's not about being rational. It's about following your heart. 1124 01:38:10,736 --> 01:38:12,426 - And that's what I should do? - Yes. 1125 01:38:13,163 --> 01:38:14,929 And you have a heart, Andrew. You do. 1126 01:38:15,548 --> 01:38:20,008 I feel it. I don't even believe it sometimes, but I do feel it. 1127 01:38:21,714 --> 01:38:24,475 And in order to follow that heart, 1128 01:38:27,556 --> 01:38:29,535 one must do the wrong thing. 1129 01:38:30,375 --> 01:38:31,820 Yes. 1130 01:38:36,404 --> 01:38:37,970 Thank you. 1131 01:39:12,813 --> 01:39:17,066 Galatea, Could you be a little more careful? That's very delicate equipment. 1132 01:39:19,864 --> 01:39:22,760 - [Shattering] - Sorry. 1133 01:39:23,880 --> 01:39:27,542 - What are you doing? - Near as I can tell, your bitch work. 1134 01:39:28,226 --> 01:39:29,392 My what? 1135 01:39:29,503 --> 01:39:32,692 Oh, you heard me, and I'm sick of it! 1136 01:39:32,949 --> 01:39:36,094 All day long it's, "Yes, Rupert, sir," "No, Rupert, sir." 1137 01:39:36,341 --> 01:39:38,476 "Would you like another beverage, Rupert, sir?" 1138 01:39:38,500 --> 01:39:40,696 And it chaps my ass! 1139 01:39:40,929 --> 01:39:43,242 So here's a helpful hint for you: 1140 01:39:44,341 --> 01:39:48,813 [Shouting] Shut up, and let me do my work! 1141 01:39:56,269 --> 01:39:58,947 - [Clattering] - No, no. 1142 01:40:05,024 --> 01:40:07,242 I'm done. 1143 01:40:12,312 --> 01:40:15,031 "Chaps my ass"? 1144 01:40:23,861 --> 01:40:26,258 - Give me back the chip. Where's the chip? - I replaced it. 1145 01:40:26,487 --> 01:40:30,639 Andrew, she's uncooperative, she's abusive, she's confrontational... 1146 01:40:30,663 --> 01:40:32,642 And a lot more interesting, don't you think? 1147 01:40:32,666 --> 01:40:35,605 Arguably, but we're not getting any work done, Andrew. 1148 01:40:35,629 --> 01:40:39,391 Please, please, give me the old personality chip back. 1149 01:40:40,457 --> 01:40:42,904 Fine. She can be perky again. 1150 01:40:43,430 --> 01:40:45,913 Perky? She's just a ro... I didn't mean it that way. 1151 01:40:45,937 --> 01:40:50,628 Andrew? Andrew! I really didn't mean that. 1152 01:40:50,998 --> 01:40:54,676 What's the matter with you today? Andrew, where you going? 1153 01:40:54,700 --> 01:40:58,892 ♪ [Classical] ♪ 1154 01:40:58,916 --> 01:41:01,384 [Chattering] 1155 01:41:02,963 --> 01:41:05,443 Hey, Jamiee, come over here. I want you to meet Charles. 1156 01:41:05,467 --> 01:41:07,613 - Charles, my aunt Jamie. - Hi, nice to meet you. 1157 01:41:07,862 --> 01:41:09,616 - This is Ryan. - Hey, Ryan. 1158 01:41:09,640 --> 01:41:11,630 This is Michael. 1159 01:41:12,144 --> 01:41:14,988 The boys are great. 1160 01:41:20,866 --> 01:41:23,888 - [Gasps] Rupert! - What's going on? 1161 01:41:23,912 --> 01:41:27,811 What's going on? Portia's parents are throwing an engagement party... 1162 01:41:27,835 --> 01:41:30,649 - that I wasn't invited to for obvious reasons. - Yeah. 1163 01:41:31,736 --> 01:41:33,465 - There he is. - Who? 1164 01:41:33,490 --> 01:41:34,863 - The prospective groom. - Where? 1165 01:41:35,182 --> 01:41:40,163 Where? The one in the pale blue suit with the big pointy chin. 1166 01:41:40,187 --> 01:41:43,544 - He's got a pointy chin? - Pointy chin? You could put an eye out with that chin. 1167 01:41:43,568 --> 01:41:47,049 Yeah, that's nothing compared to his teeth. Look at that. 1168 01:41:47,389 --> 01:41:49,052 I'm amazed he's out in daylight. 1169 01:41:49,076 --> 01:41:51,070 He's got funny teeth, huh? 1170 01:41:51,413 --> 01:41:53,633 You need to upgrade your eyes. 1171 01:41:53,917 --> 01:41:57,022 That shouldn't stop Portia. She can marry whoever she likes. 1172 01:41:57,410 --> 01:41:59,902 It's just that one day she's gonna wake up next to him and realize... 1173 01:41:59,926 --> 01:42:04,910 that she is married to a man whose face closely resembles an antique can opener. 1174 01:42:06,343 --> 01:42:08,416 You know? The kind that used to go... [Clicking] 1175 01:42:08,440 --> 01:42:10,961 You know? The ones that move around and can pops off. 1176 01:42:10,985 --> 01:42:14,925 - You're jealous. You are jealous. - No, I'm not. No, I'm not. 1177 01:42:14,949 --> 01:42:20,058 You are. Otherwise what are you doing sneaking around here, spying on Portia, huh? 1178 01:42:20,082 --> 01:42:22,595 My God, I am jealous. 1179 01:42:23,338 --> 01:42:25,901 If I'm jealous, that means I'm in love. 1180 01:42:25,925 --> 01:42:28,112 Hi! Oh, thanks for coming. 1181 01:42:28,136 --> 01:42:30,931 If I'm in love, then all hope is gone. 1182 01:42:31,683 --> 01:42:34,080 I've lost her. 1183 01:42:34,243 --> 01:42:36,587 Andrew. Andrew! 1184 01:43:07,990 --> 01:43:10,910 Andy, would you like a sip of my beer? 1185 01:43:11,370 --> 01:43:14,278 It would be a waste. I could not taste it. 1186 01:43:14,876 --> 01:43:18,929 - What if you could? - It would be exquisite. 1187 01:43:22,596 --> 01:43:25,936 I've come up with a design... a modification, rather... 1188 01:43:26,922 --> 01:43:29,188 that, if I'm correct, 1189 01:43:29,498 --> 01:43:32,300 would enable you to deal with solid foods and liquids. 1190 01:43:33,154 --> 01:43:35,915 - And taste? - Taste too. 1191 01:43:37,744 --> 01:43:40,397 And also, [Exhaling] 1192 01:43:40,790 --> 01:43:43,550 if my schematics are correct, 1193 01:43:43,921 --> 01:43:46,082 I think I've come up with a method... 1194 01:43:46,466 --> 01:43:48,016 to make you... 1195 01:43:48,469 --> 01:43:50,531 a complete man. 1196 01:43:51,630 --> 01:43:53,036 Complete? 1197 01:43:53,333 --> 01:43:54,862 Complete. 1198 01:44:02,861 --> 01:44:04,527 Complete? 1199 01:44:04,664 --> 01:44:07,086 Not in a reproductive sense, of course, 1200 01:44:07,372 --> 01:44:10,728 but in terms of approximating... 1201 01:44:11,021 --> 01:44:14,683 the physical sensation, 1202 01:44:15,141 --> 01:44:17,621 you know, that occurs... 1203 01:44:17,806 --> 01:44:20,078 [Stammering] friction... 1204 01:44:20,388 --> 01:44:22,606 - Sexual relations. - Yeah. 1205 01:44:24,902 --> 01:44:27,436 Oh, I've always been fascinated by that. 1206 01:44:27,555 --> 01:44:29,815 Well, I mean, curious... 1207 01:44:31,451 --> 01:44:33,513 because... 1208 01:44:33,664 --> 01:44:38,260 - Well, because of what they say. - What do they say? 1209 01:44:40,556 --> 01:44:43,703 That you can lose yourself... 1210 01:44:44,019 --> 01:44:48,151 everything, all boundaries, all time... 1211 01:44:49,944 --> 01:44:53,170 the two bodies can become so mixed up... 1212 01:44:53,695 --> 01:44:57,468 that you don't know who's who or what's what. 1213 01:44:57,492 --> 01:45:01,618 And just when the sweet confusion is so intense you think you're gonna die, 1214 01:45:01,849 --> 01:45:03,685 you kind of do, 1215 01:45:04,003 --> 01:45:06,190 leaving you alone in your separate body. 1216 01:45:06,877 --> 01:45:08,975 But the one you love is still there. 1217 01:45:10,227 --> 01:45:12,487 That's a miracle. 1218 01:45:13,191 --> 01:45:16,494 You can go to heaven and come back alive. 1219 01:45:18,757 --> 01:45:22,110 You can go back anytime you want... 1220 01:45:22,615 --> 01:45:24,875 with the one you love. 1221 01:45:27,114 --> 01:45:30,542 - And you want to experience that? - Oh, yes, please. 1222 01:45:32,670 --> 01:45:34,889 So do I. 1223 01:46:02,593 --> 01:46:04,812 [Chattering] 1224 01:46:06,632 --> 01:46:10,739 We'll have to hire more people. Maybe two more weeks. 1225 01:46:10,897 --> 01:46:13,491 [Whispers] Andrew. 1226 01:46:15,813 --> 01:46:18,866 - Excuse me. I'll be right back. - Sure. 1227 01:46:22,761 --> 01:46:25,641 - I didn't expect to see you. - [Chuckles] 1228 01:46:26,294 --> 01:46:29,232 I remember this place very well. 1229 01:46:29,389 --> 01:46:31,703 This is where your grandmother was married. 1230 01:46:31,753 --> 01:46:34,676 Yeah, I wanted it ready for my own wedding. 1231 01:46:34,831 --> 01:46:36,476 So, you're not married yet? 1232 01:46:36,629 --> 01:46:38,414 No, two weeks from Saturday. 1233 01:46:38,514 --> 01:46:40,702 I'm not too late. 1234 01:46:40,966 --> 01:46:43,404 Are you absolutely positive you're doing the right thing? 1235 01:46:43,482 --> 01:46:45,757 - Positive? - About getting married? 1236 01:46:45,895 --> 01:46:49,586 - I'm never absolutely positive. - So you could be doing the wrong thing. 1237 01:46:49,763 --> 01:46:52,367 - No, I'm pretty sure I'm doing the right thing. - Great. 1238 01:46:52,693 --> 01:46:56,554 - Why is that great? - In your apartment, you told me to do the wrong thing. 1239 01:46:56,760 --> 01:46:59,574 Now, you are not doing the wrong thing. You're doing the right thing. 1240 01:46:59,598 --> 01:47:02,036 It's safe to say you're not following your own advice, 'cause if you were, 1241 01:47:02,060 --> 01:47:03,979 you would definitely not be marrying this man, Charles. 1242 01:47:04,003 --> 01:47:06,639 - Because I would be doing the right thing. - Precisely. 1243 01:47:08,404 --> 01:47:10,944 In some strange way, you're starting to make sense. 1244 01:47:11,107 --> 01:47:14,721 Good. Do you have any idea what it's like to be in love with someone... 1245 01:47:14,784 --> 01:47:17,125 who's about to marry someone else? 1246 01:47:17,751 --> 01:47:22,902 Someone totally magnificent, someone who walks into a room and lights it up like the sun? 1247 01:47:23,012 --> 01:47:26,138 Someone who you know is lying to herself? 1248 01:47:26,756 --> 01:47:29,945 - Lying? - Convincingly, yeah. Very, very much so. 1249 01:47:30,022 --> 01:47:32,787 - About what? - That you don't love me, 1250 01:47:32,927 --> 01:47:35,437 when I know at least in some way you do. 1251 01:47:37,212 --> 01:47:39,317 - And how do you know that? - Portia, 1252 01:47:39,752 --> 01:47:41,931 I have done everything inside and out. 1253 01:47:41,955 --> 01:47:45,058 - But that stuff doesn't matter to me. - Well, something matters, 1254 01:47:45,083 --> 01:47:47,356 'cause I'd have to believe if nothing mattered, you'd love me... 1255 01:47:47,380 --> 01:47:50,778 and not some man whose chin could sink the Titanic. 1256 01:47:50,802 --> 01:47:54,784 - [Laughing] - What? See? It's true, isn't it? 1257 01:47:54,969 --> 01:48:00,197 I'm sorry. Does he light you up like this? Does he make you laugh? 1258 01:48:01,151 --> 01:48:03,298 Nobody makes me laugh like this. 1259 01:48:03,322 --> 01:48:06,792 Good. Then admit it. Admit that you love me. 1260 01:48:11,245 --> 01:48:13,489 - Give me one kiss. - Oh, God. 1261 01:48:13,582 --> 01:48:16,584 That's all. One quick kiss. Just one kiss... 1262 01:48:16,736 --> 01:48:19,842 could not jeopardize a glorious marriage. 1263 01:48:19,978 --> 01:48:24,837 Besides, it would also explain to me why your pulse jumped from 66 to 102 beats per minute. 1264 01:48:25,231 --> 01:48:28,378 Your respiration rate has doubled. You're putting out clouds of pheromones. 1265 01:48:28,402 --> 01:48:31,841 - It's not fair to read me like that. - I know. Love isn't fair. 1266 01:48:31,865 --> 01:48:36,599 I'm reading your heart. I'm asking you to follow it... begging you. 1267 01:48:37,610 --> 01:48:40,473 Begging is supposed to be humiliating. I don't care. 1268 01:48:40,759 --> 01:48:46,481 I love you, Portia. I loved you the very first moment I saw you. 1269 01:48:58,407 --> 01:49:01,168 - I thought you said a quick kiss. - I lied. 1270 01:49:05,793 --> 01:49:08,012 [Gasps] 1271 01:49:29,573 --> 01:49:32,042 How do you feel? 1272 01:49:32,709 --> 01:49:36,149 - Wonderful. - So do I. 1273 01:49:37,115 --> 01:49:39,227 I guess that's the point. 1274 01:49:41,056 --> 01:49:43,441 [Stomach Growling] 1275 01:49:44,685 --> 01:49:48,697 - What was that? - That's your stomach growling. You're hungry. 1276 01:49:50,905 --> 01:49:53,290 [Flatulence] 1277 01:49:54,181 --> 01:49:56,160 - Was that me? - Yes. 1278 01:49:56,363 --> 01:49:58,342 - I thought it was you. - No, it wasn't me. 1279 01:49:58,667 --> 01:50:03,346 Really? Ooh. Do you do that? 1280 01:50:04,676 --> 01:50:06,655 Sometimes. Quieter than that. 1281 01:50:06,862 --> 01:50:11,596 - Ah. I'll have to have Rupert make me a muffler. - [Laughing] 1282 01:50:15,693 --> 01:50:17,953 Mm-hmm. 1283 01:50:22,213 --> 01:50:26,737 It's wonderful. It's wonderful... the taste and the texture both. 1284 01:50:27,260 --> 01:50:31,360 You know, it's marvelous. 1285 01:50:31,456 --> 01:50:35,813 I know this will be my fourth helping, but may I please have some more? 1286 01:50:36,981 --> 01:50:41,464 Pig... very smart animal. Obviously not that smart if it ends up as bacon. 1287 01:50:41,941 --> 01:50:45,374 I feel like I'm eating my way through the entire food chain. 1288 01:50:45,781 --> 01:50:47,901 Thank you. 1289 01:50:53,933 --> 01:50:55,533 What? 1290 01:50:57,686 --> 01:50:59,601 What's wrong? 1291 01:51:01,819 --> 01:51:06,094 If we're together... you and me... 1292 01:51:06,204 --> 01:51:08,923 we'll never be accepted. 1293 01:51:10,945 --> 01:51:13,163 Because I'm not human. 1294 01:51:16,702 --> 01:51:18,568 That will not do. 1295 01:51:22,461 --> 01:51:24,308 I will have to get started. 1296 01:51:24,358 --> 01:51:26,577 Started with what? 1297 01:51:28,434 --> 01:51:31,570 The next step. I love you. 1298 01:51:37,827 --> 01:51:39,576 Wish me luck. 1299 01:51:58,861 --> 01:52:02,248 [Man] Andrew Martin, step forward, please. 1300 01:52:10,831 --> 01:52:14,851 So, Mr. Martin, you would like us to pass a bill... 1301 01:52:15,011 --> 01:52:17,532 declaring you a human being. 1302 01:52:17,923 --> 01:52:22,075 Yes, specifically the ability to marry... 1303 01:52:22,135 --> 01:52:24,533 - a fellow human being. - I see. 1304 01:52:24,873 --> 01:52:26,936 We have to face the undeniable fact... 1305 01:52:27,048 --> 01:52:30,529 that no matter how much you may be like a human being, 1306 01:52:30,944 --> 01:52:33,727 you are not part of the human gene pool. 1307 01:52:34,032 --> 01:52:38,056 You are outside of it entirely. You are something else, 1308 01:52:38,080 --> 01:52:40,532 something artificial. 1309 01:52:40,826 --> 01:52:45,518 Sir, what about all the real people wading in the gene pool... 1310 01:52:45,568 --> 01:52:49,256 who have bodies full of prosthetic devices, many of which I have invented. 1311 01:52:49,305 --> 01:52:52,458 You yourself, sir, have one of my kidneys, do you not? 1312 01:52:53,428 --> 01:52:57,207 Are you not in some way artificial, at least in part? 1313 01:52:58,388 --> 01:53:00,367 In part, yes. 1314 01:53:01,152 --> 01:53:03,584 Well, then, I'm human in part. 1315 01:53:04,418 --> 01:53:06,495 Which part, Andrew? 1316 01:53:07,595 --> 01:53:09,492 This one, sir. 1317 01:53:10,087 --> 01:53:14,280 I see. And here? 1318 01:53:16,224 --> 01:53:19,232 It is true I am still equipped with a positronic brain. 1319 01:53:19,568 --> 01:53:22,273 And because of that positronic brain, 1320 01:53:22,426 --> 01:53:25,980 you are, for all accounts, immortal. 1321 01:53:28,115 --> 01:53:29,783 Yes, sir. 1322 01:53:31,774 --> 01:53:36,127 Well, Andrew, society can tolerate an immortal robot, 1323 01:53:36,501 --> 01:53:39,940 but we will never tolerate an immortal human. 1324 01:53:40,110 --> 01:53:42,757 It arouses too much jealousy, 1325 01:53:43,055 --> 01:53:44,430 too much anger. 1326 01:53:44,637 --> 01:53:50,484 I'm sorry, Andrew. This court cannot and will not validate your humanity. 1327 01:53:51,571 --> 01:53:54,094 I hereby bring an end to these proceedings. 1328 01:53:54,737 --> 01:53:57,514 It is the decision of this court... 1329 01:53:57,660 --> 01:54:00,351 that Andrew Martin from this day forward... 1330 01:54:00,497 --> 01:54:04,687 will continue to be declared a robot... 1331 01:54:05,634 --> 01:54:10,352 a mechanical machine, nothing more. 1332 01:54:13,047 --> 01:54:15,766 One is glad to be of service. 1333 01:54:44,025 --> 01:54:46,644 Andrew, I have to tell you... 1334 01:54:47,363 --> 01:54:49,426 I'm beginning to feel not so sure. 1335 01:54:50,268 --> 01:54:53,837 - About us? - No. 1336 01:54:55,876 --> 01:55:00,492 - Next week will be my 75th birthday. - I know, and you look 50. 1337 01:55:01,112 --> 01:55:03,488 - Thank you. - A spectacular 50. 1338 01:55:03,512 --> 01:55:06,122 - But I don't feel 50. - Your body does. 1339 01:55:06,752 --> 01:55:08,737 Last night was amazing. What was that called again? 1340 01:55:08,761 --> 01:55:11,710 - Shut up and listen to me. - Sorry. 1341 01:55:12,124 --> 01:55:15,106 - And don't give me that look. I'm not ordering you around. - Whatever you say. 1342 01:55:15,130 --> 01:55:18,721 - Please don't be agreeable. - I'm not being agreeable. I can be if you want. 1343 01:55:18,827 --> 01:55:22,793 Oh, goddamn it, Andrew, I'm trying to tell you something important here. 1344 01:55:23,418 --> 01:55:25,110 [Sighing] 1345 01:55:30,715 --> 01:55:33,047 I'm not going to live forever. 1346 01:55:33,351 --> 01:55:36,248 Yes, you will. That's why I invented... 1347 01:55:36,272 --> 01:55:40,922 No, no, I won't always take your D.N.A. elixirs. 1348 01:55:41,092 --> 01:55:43,527 I won't have all my organs replaced. 1349 01:55:43,984 --> 01:55:46,641 Eventually I'm going to wear out. 1350 01:55:47,080 --> 01:55:51,759 - And I want to. - Why would you want to leave? 1351 01:55:56,011 --> 01:55:59,542 There's an... order to things. 1352 01:56:00,095 --> 01:56:05,238 Human beings are meant to be here for a certain time and then pass on. 1353 01:56:05,818 --> 01:56:08,078 That's what's right. 1354 01:56:09,489 --> 01:56:11,124 I see. 1355 01:56:12,328 --> 01:56:16,184 - There's just one problem, Portia. - What? 1356 01:56:16,481 --> 01:56:19,386 I couldn't stand to live without you. 1357 01:56:45,837 --> 01:56:49,063 Andrew, people grow through time, 1358 01:56:49,297 --> 01:56:52,616 but then, of course, for you time is a completely different proposition. 1359 01:56:52,794 --> 01:56:56,527 For you, time is endless. 1360 01:57:07,413 --> 01:57:10,132 There's only one thing to do. 1361 01:57:16,802 --> 01:57:19,062 [Whirring] 1362 01:57:34,314 --> 01:57:37,394 Galatea, my dear, where are we? 1363 01:57:37,667 --> 01:57:39,829 The transfusion is almost complete. 1364 01:57:40,213 --> 01:57:42,432 Is that so? 1365 01:57:43,677 --> 01:57:46,559 Just goes to show you, Andrew, 1366 01:57:46,891 --> 01:57:49,415 somebody becomes a human being, 1367 01:57:49,735 --> 01:57:53,675 sooner or later, they do something monumentally stupid. 1368 01:57:53,859 --> 01:57:56,629 You've been a great example, Rupert. 1369 01:57:56,997 --> 01:57:59,559 How quickly will the blood degrade my system? 1370 01:58:00,319 --> 01:58:02,474 Oh, I don't know. 1371 01:58:02,498 --> 01:58:07,427 You exercise, eat right, I'd say 30, 40 years. 1372 01:58:09,361 --> 01:58:11,389 That's a little vague, chief. 1373 01:58:11,818 --> 01:58:14,132 You don't know exactly how long I'll last? 1374 01:58:14,693 --> 01:58:16,443 Sorry. 1375 01:58:18,229 --> 01:58:20,698 Welcome to the human condition. 1376 01:58:30,416 --> 01:58:33,301 Andrew Martin... 1377 01:58:45,792 --> 01:58:49,714 I have always tried to make sense of things. 1378 01:58:49,940 --> 01:58:53,541 There must be some reason I am as I am. 1379 01:58:56,231 --> 01:58:58,144 As you can see, Madam Chairman, 1380 01:58:58,398 --> 01:59:02,388 I am no longer immortal. 1381 01:59:04,112 --> 01:59:06,489 You have arranged to die? 1382 01:59:06,696 --> 01:59:10,328 In a sense, I have. 1383 01:59:10,555 --> 01:59:15,616 I am growing old, and my body is deteriorating, 1384 01:59:16,794 --> 01:59:18,996 and, like all of you, 1385 01:59:19,702 --> 01:59:22,669 it will eventually cease to function. 1386 01:59:24,355 --> 01:59:29,096 As a robot, I could've lived forever. 1387 01:59:30,883 --> 01:59:33,220 But I tell you all today, 1388 01:59:33,555 --> 01:59:36,277 I would rather die a man... 1389 01:59:36,824 --> 01:59:41,058 than live for all eternity as a machine. 1390 01:59:44,470 --> 01:59:46,332 Why do you want this? 1391 01:59:48,503 --> 01:59:50,310 To be acknowledged... 1392 01:59:50,784 --> 01:59:53,641 for who and what I am... 1393 01:59:54,287 --> 01:59:57,140 no more, no less. 1394 01:59:57,906 --> 02:00:01,416 Not for acclaim, not for approval. 1395 02:00:02,023 --> 02:00:05,513 The simple truth of that recognition... 1396 02:00:06,073 --> 02:00:09,905 this has been the elemental drive of my existence, 1397 02:00:10,438 --> 02:00:15,499 and it must be achieved, if I am to live or die... 1398 02:00:16,199 --> 02:00:18,261 with dignity. 1399 02:00:27,975 --> 02:00:29,969 Mr. Martin, 1400 02:00:30,310 --> 02:00:33,791 what you are asking for is, 1401 02:00:34,049 --> 02:00:37,046 extremely complex and controversial. 1402 02:00:37,873 --> 02:00:40,134 It will not be an easy decision. 1403 02:00:41,178 --> 02:00:43,556 I must ask for your patience... 1404 02:00:43,833 --> 02:00:46,880 while I take the necessary time to make a determination... 1405 02:00:46,905 --> 02:00:51,348 of this extremely delicate matter. 1406 02:00:53,221 --> 02:00:56,482 And I await your decision, Madam Chairman. 1407 02:01:01,024 --> 02:01:04,536 Thank you for your patience. 1408 02:01:07,952 --> 02:01:10,255 We tried. 1409 02:01:23,892 --> 02:01:26,331 Is it almost time? 1410 02:01:26,548 --> 02:01:29,017 In a few minutes. 1411 02:01:30,361 --> 02:01:33,174 It doesn't matter what the World Congress says. 1412 02:01:34,488 --> 02:01:37,140 Why do you need their approval? 1413 02:01:37,757 --> 02:01:39,143 Old habit. 1414 02:01:40,310 --> 02:01:43,114 I started my existence as a robot. 1415 02:01:43,200 --> 02:01:46,884 I still like to be told certain things. 1416 02:01:54,797 --> 02:01:56,204 It's time. 1417 02:02:01,117 --> 02:02:03,889 Ladies and gentlemen, Ms. Marjorie Bota, 1418 02:02:04,123 --> 02:02:06,058 President of the World Congress. 1419 02:02:06,194 --> 02:02:09,230 According to records of the NorthAm Robotics Company, 1420 02:02:09,757 --> 02:02:13,047 the robot, also known as Andrew Martin, 1421 02:02:13,206 --> 02:02:18,386 was powered up at 5:15 p.m., on April 3, 2005. 1422 02:02:19,521 --> 02:02:23,507 In a few hours, he will be 200 years old, 1423 02:02:23,944 --> 02:02:28,943 which means that, with the exception of Methuselah and other biblical figures, 1424 02:02:29,523 --> 02:02:34,186 Andrew is the oldest living human being in recorded history. 1425 02:02:34,395 --> 02:02:36,189 For it is by this proclamation... 1426 02:02:36,213 --> 02:02:39,236 that I validate his marriage to Portia Charney... 1427 02:02:39,260 --> 02:02:42,198 and acknowledge his humanity. 1428 02:02:42,222 --> 02:02:44,649 [Sighs] 1429 02:02:53,201 --> 02:02:54,956 Andrew? 1430 02:03:09,688 --> 02:03:12,324 I'm sorry he didn't see it. 1431 02:03:14,233 --> 02:03:17,077 Maybe he didn't need to. 1432 02:03:22,159 --> 02:03:24,794 Could you do me a favor? 1433 02:03:27,465 --> 02:03:29,928 Would you mind unplugging me? 1434 02:03:34,650 --> 02:03:36,639 That's an order. 1435 02:04:09,816 --> 02:04:12,076 Thank you, Galatea. 1436 02:04:13,489 --> 02:04:17,095 As the great Andrew Martin used to say, 1437 02:04:17,331 --> 02:04:20,801 "One is glad to be of service." 1438 02:04:38,110 --> 02:04:40,870 I'll see you soon. 1439 02:05:06,019 --> 02:05:10,168 ♪ Laugh and cry ♪ 1440 02:05:10,192 --> 02:05:14,341 ♪ Live and die ♪ 1441 02:05:14,365 --> 02:05:17,513 ♪ Life is a dream ♪ 1442 02:05:17,537 --> 02:05:22,562 ♪ We all dream it ♪ 1443 02:05:22,586 --> 02:05:26,568 ♪ Day by day ♪ 1444 02:05:26,592 --> 02:05:30,866 ♪ I find my way ♪ 1445 02:05:30,890 --> 02:05:34,580 ♪ Look for the soul ♪ 1446 02:05:34,604 --> 02:05:38,628 ♪ And the meaning ♪ 1447 02:05:38,652 --> 02:05:42,719 ♪ Then you look at me ♪ 1448 02:05:42,743 --> 02:05:46,891 ♪ And I always see ♪ 1449 02:05:46,915 --> 02:05:53,138 ♪ What I have been ♪ ♪ searching for ♪ 1450 02:05:55,011 --> 02:05:58,784 ♪ I'm lost as can be ♪ 1451 02:05:58,808 --> 02:06:03,250 ♪ Then you look at me ♪ 1452 02:06:03,274 --> 02:06:09,497 ♪ And I am not lost anymore ♪ 1453 02:06:16,252 --> 02:06:20,276 ♪ People run ♪ 1454 02:06:20,300 --> 02:06:24,532 ♪ Sun to sun ♪ 1455 02:06:24,556 --> 02:06:27,537 ♪ Caught in their lives ♪ 1456 02:06:27,561 --> 02:06:32,837 ♪ Ever flowing ♪ 1457 02:06:32,861 --> 02:06:35,967 ♪ One sweet dawn ♪ 1458 02:06:35,991 --> 02:06:40,974 ♪ Life goes till it's gone ♪ 1459 02:06:40,998 --> 02:06:44,605 ♪ We have to go ♪ 1460 02:06:44,629 --> 02:06:48,570 ♪ Where it's going ♪ 1461 02:06:48,594 --> 02:06:52,993 ♪ Then you look at me ♪ 1462 02:06:53,017 --> 02:06:56,999 ♪ And I always see ♪ 1463 02:06:57,023 --> 02:07:03,246 ♪ What I have been ♪ ♪ searching for ♪ 1464 02:07:05,328 --> 02:07:09,018 ♪ I'm lost as can be ♪ 1465 02:07:09,042 --> 02:07:13,567 ♪ Then you look at me ♪ 1466 02:07:13,591 --> 02:07:16,029 ♪ And I am not lost ♪ 1467 02:07:16,053 --> 02:07:22,234 ♪ Anymore ♪ 1468 02:07:34,373 --> 02:07:38,022 ♪ And you say you see ♪ 1469 02:07:38,046 --> 02:07:42,737 ♪ When you look at me ♪ 1470 02:07:42,761 --> 02:07:48,983 ♪ The reason ♪ ♪ you love life so ♪ 1471 02:07:50,732 --> 02:07:54,297 ♪ Though lost I have been ♪ 1472 02:07:54,321 --> 02:07:59,221 ♪ I find love again ♪ 1473 02:07:59,245 --> 02:08:03,310 ♪ And life just keeps ♪ ♪ on running ♪ 1474 02:08:03,334 --> 02:08:07,442 ♪ And life just keeps ♪ ♪ on running ♪ 1475 02:08:07,466 --> 02:08:08,877 ♪ You look at me ♪ 1476 02:08:08,964 --> 02:08:14,453 ♪ And life holds love for ♪ 1477 02:08:14,477 --> 02:08:20,575 ♪ You ♪ 1478 02:08:28,582 --> 02:08:34,763 ♪ For ♪ 1479 02:08:38,681 --> 02:08:44,862 ♪ You ♪